Cumming Buckets

One thing callers love to go on about is cum. They are obsessed with it. How much, how often, some lick it up every time they masturbate. Others get the craving to lick it up, yet chicken out at the last moment and cannot go through with it even though they desire it. It’s a bit laughable, it’s not battery acid, but they lose all interest to taste it or swallow it as soon as they blow their loads.

Some have asked my opinion on those supposed cum volume enhancing supplements they’ve seen online. They seem to think women will be impressed if a geyser of cum shoots out of their dick upon ejaculation. I don’t think so guys, it’s just more of a mess to clean up afterwards is how most women will view this. So don’t take any pills to make even more of the goo than you do now, no one wants it, trust me. The announcement of “I’m cumming” seems to be some kind of statement they think we want to hear. Not quite sure why we need to hear the words, unless they are letting us know the call is winding down fast, but even at other times not involving calls, most men like to make this announcement regarding their ejaculation. Guys can sure be funny, especially when they are not trying to be.

They also ask if we women can feel it when they shoot a load inside of us, sometimes yes, sometimes no. Some guy dribble a few drops, not really much to feel. If you cum like the guy in the pic and it feels like your insides are being pressure washed, yes, you can feel it. Why they worry so about this cum volume is a bit perplexing, really. Don’t worry guys. The ones that only do a couple of dribbles usually have a small dick and say they are likely infertile. Well, it’s hard to imagine a two inch cock shooting a half dozen ropes like the pic shows, so perhaps they think the more cum, the bigger I’ll be perceived to be.

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