I Wanna Hold Your Hand

Posted on June 17, 2024 by Sharon

Callers can often say funny things. Things they don’t necessarily intend to be funny, but that are. One has mentioned several times he would like if I held his hand while he masturbated. Not the hand he’s jerking off with, the one that is not doing it. I had never heard of such an odd request, but said sure, we could pretend I was holding his hand as he masturbated. I asked him why he’d want that, and he said it would make him feel “supported.” Alright, odd, but if that’s what you want.

Then he said he did fantasize on occasion about giving men blow jobs. He’s never done it, but he’d like to. If he did give another guy a blow job, would I be by his side and hold his hand while he did it? OMG, lol, where do these characters come up with such things? Sure, I’ll hold your hand and sit beside you as you suck off your friend. I’ll “support you” as you give your very first oral sex to a man. I’ll be right by your side the entire time! I will be there for you without a doubt, encouraging you every step of the way on your way to getting a mouthful of cum.

If someone literally needs and wants someone to hold their hand as they’re doing something, it doesn’t say much about their level of confidence it seems like to me. To want that emotional support as you are doing something, you just don’t have the courage to do it alone. Kind of sad really, but every single call he brings up the hand holding thing. If it helps you, be my guest. I’ll hold your hand and tell you it’s ok every step of the way. Stroke your cock, blow the other guys, I’ll be holding your hand and making sure it’s all ok.

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Sperm Flavored Ice Cream

Posted on May 13, 2024 by Sharon

Sometimes a caller can be fun and you both run with a fantasy. A caller into BBC, he really wants to suck black cock but has never done it. Somehow this conversation came to him wanting to suggest to Ben & Jerry’s ice cream company to start producing sperm flavored ice cream. He was going to be at the meeting with all the company big wigs at the conference room table and he pitched the idea. Well, obviously they thought he was crazy for such a suggestion, so they called the security guard over, a big, strapping black man named Jerome.

So as Jerome is trying to escort him out of the conference room after his insane suggestion of creating sperm flavored ice cream, he drops to his knees and takes out the BBC right in front of the whole room. Opening his mouth to suck off the huge security guard. The room fills with gasps as they all can’t believe the size of that big, black cock getting sucked off in front of them. They’ve never seen anything that size. Some of the ladies have noticed Jerome’s bulge in the past though. After he’s fired and escorted from the building, he then contacts Baskin Robbins to see if they might go for the sperm flavored ice cream idea.

They too ignore him and think he’s a sicko. He is determined though, and contacts McDonald’s about a sperm flavored milkshake being created to be available each May for masturbation month. He just can’t seem to get any of the companies he contacts to take him seriously. So, he needs to begin to make his own ice cream and milkshakes, and find black men to contribute to the ingredients in the recipes he creates at home in his kitchen. I tell you, there’s no end to the creativity that some of these men come up with!

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Panty Boy Switcheroo

Posted on April 8, 2024 by Sharon

One panty boy that calls always has some confession or other to make. He’s obsessed with having the exact same pairs as I do, so I’ve sent him the links to the ones I get on Amazon and he bought them for himself. He gets positively giddy over the fact we now own the exact same ones. Since he moved out of his mother’s house where he had access to her panties, he’s become very sad about it. He told me when he lived there something he did on many occasions. He waited anxiously for them to come dirty down the laundry chute, and as he lived in the basement, he had access to them before they were laundered.

He said he’d take her worn, dirty ones for himself, then by looking at the info on the tags on them, he’d go out and buy the exact duplicate ones and replace them. She had no idea. So he’d buy the same brand, size, color, and instead of her getting her own cleaned ones back, she’d be getting a totally new pair and he’d keep the dirty ones! Pretty clever, hmm? His grandma is no longer living, yet he’s still got plastic bags full of her dirty panties she wore that he stole. He said his mom’s panty collection was quite large, so she’d never miss the odd pair he’d steal.

He now has nearly two thousand pair, and he goes through them regularly. The soiled ones from mom and grandma have their own special containers and bags he keeps them in. When feeling nostalgic, he rummages around in them. He talks of his mom’s grey pubes still stuck to the crotches of some of them. He presses the scented gussets to his nose, even licking the crotches of them. Some are truly obsessed with panties, especially ones from mom and grandma.

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Brother and Sister Team

Posted on March 4, 2024 by Sharon

One caller has been trying to convince me that he and his sister have begun to support themselves by performing on cam and uploading clips to tube sites. Knowing he’s totally bullshitting me, I ask why the site doesn’t question that he and his sister have the same last name on their ID. Silence. He then says oh, they don’t ask for ID, lol, um, yeah, they do. It’s the law now. You submit to a legit site, you must provide ID to prove age. He’s having none of it, wants to totally keep his fantasy.

Maybe it’s wrong to poke holes through his ill thought out claims, but it’s just too fun and easy not to. They don’t think things all the way through and it’s easy to disprove it. I guess most would just roll with it and not challenge their absurd claims of which there are many, but that’s just me. He continues on, how he and his sister have now bought a house with the proceeds of what their clips have earned them. I know of big porn producers that post clips there on those sites as teasers, to drive traffic to their own sites, they are making small amounts, it’s looked at as advertising, they are not making the funds to buy real estate with, yet Joe nobody and his sister are making bank!

These characters are just too funny with the stories they come out with, their outlandish tales they want and expect you to buy, hook, line and sinker. It can be fun ripping their silly stories to shreds. Some will laugh and admit, yeah, it’s just a fantasy, but it’s the ones that double down that deserve the mockery and the grief for their nonsense. Perhaps we shouldn’t tear them down and make them feel like fools, but Lord, it’s sure hard not to at times.

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He Wants Me to Watch

Posted on January 29, 2024 by Sharon

One thing some phone sex callers get off on is having ladies watch them while they masturbate. Some of us and some of us won’t. You just need to ask to find out. Some women have watched literally thousands of callers, others of us will only is special circumstances. It just depends, so feel free to ask. When a caller asks, you need to know what kind of cam experience they are looking for. Some ladies have shared literally horrifying experiences they have had watching callers. Some are comical, some disgusting, others fairly routine. It just depends on what you’re willing to watch and endure.

Most callers do not care if we dislike it, they just want to be watched, even if they know we actively dislike it. Many men cannot grasp women are not as into porn and watching as they themselves are. Then they get all insulted if we are honest and say no, we do not like it but for a few good, select clients we will humor them. Since ones just into a basic jerk off call are fairly quick, only a couple of minutes before they cum, so it’s not too much to ask.

Some will do weird things they have not prepared us for though, and those are the eye bleach moments you wish you could take back. I won’t get into the gory details of things I’ve witnessed on the few calls I agreed to witness over a cam, I’ll give myself further ptsd by going over them again in my mind. I’ve recommended several callers that love to be watched go on porn sites where you can set up a room and be watched, but then they get upset when I tell them you do realize nearly all watching you will be another man or men. They don’t want to be watched by men in most cases, but women aren’t interested. It’s a vicious circle for them. They want to be watched, but not by the ones willing to watch them, so they accept they must pay to be watched by women who in fact dislike it, but are willing to for money. Sad but true.

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