Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh What A Relief It Is…

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So I was messaged by a man looking to make a call and I get the “What are your limits?” question. Uh oh, that’s usually means he’s looking for something weird. So I rhyme off my four big no no’s for me, and he says that’s too bad. I said what are you looking for, and of course he mentions one of my taboos-scat. YUCK!!! No thanks, not happening with me, sorry.

“I want to hear you take a shit.” Aww, isn’t that romantic? I do not even want to know what could possibly get a guy aroused about listening to that. Something went horribly wrong is his past I fear. Some long ago incident gone awry, possibly the toilet training years ago even. First of all, even if he got a girl on the line willing to do this, someone is not usually going to be able to go on demand, even for money. I’ve heard of some girls having food nearby like grapes to plop into the toilet for calls like these for sound effects, but what a waste of food first of all, and to have to drag the phone into the bathroom and go through with such antics? Please……

I blocked this tool so he wouldn’t even message me again. Obviously different people are into different things, and I can just picture this guy stroking one off as some poor girl is straining on the toilet trying to please him and has the phone practically between her legs to capture plopping noises to get this guy off. What some go through for their craft…

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