{"id":1002,"date":"2015-02-16T08:06:20","date_gmt":"2015-02-16T13:06:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/worldofsexualperversions.com\/wordpress\/?p=1002"},"modified":"2015-02-16T03:17:36","modified_gmt":"2015-02-16T08:17:36","slug":"teddy-ruxpin-horrified","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/worldofsexualperversions.com\/wordpress\/teddy-ruxpin-horrified\/","title":{"rendered":"Teddy Ruxpin Would be Horrified"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Now there’s people that love toys, and then there’s people that LOVE toys. I’ve talked to a few guys in my day that were doing naughty things with teddy bears, which seems odd enough. Even as a kid, the thought of doing that never crossed my mind, and I was a horny kid and teen, but never involved toys in my masturbatory misadventures! Now there is a toy for the serious toy lovers out there.<\/p>\n

Part toy, part sexy toy, this teddy bear has a vibrating tongue and nose for your naughty bits. I guess it’s harmless enough, but it just seems like it’s perverting a sacred childhood icon to me. Hump your pillows, bunch up your sheets or a towel, but a sweet looking toy? I don’t know, it’s just not in my brain to have even contemplated such a thing. There are a group of fetishists into toys, plushies, and they do indeed fuck stuffed toys, cutting holes in them to penetrate if they re guys, or rubbing them on your pussy if a girl. This would also be a sanitary issue if you can’t toss this thing in the washing machine, I don’t think any soapy washcloth is going to get off cum and pussy juice off of it.<\/p>\n

Toys do come in many different varieties and shapes, something for everyone. So if vibrating teddy bears are your thing, now you can buy one. Though I’d honestly think it would be easier to get a teddy bear, cut a hole in it, and slip in a vibe. Then it would easily be able to be washed in a machine afterwards and put the vibe away, less expensive too. Oh well, if this is your kink, you’ve got a new toy in town to tangle with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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