{"id":2683,"date":"2022-05-16T07:49:54","date_gmt":"2022-05-16T11:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/worldofsexualperversions.com\/wordpress\/?p=2683"},"modified":"2022-05-16T19:45:25","modified_gmt":"2022-05-16T23:45:25","slug":"paying-the-handyman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/worldofsexualperversions.com\/wordpress\/paying-the-handyman\/","title":{"rendered":"Paying the Handyman"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Recently I had a few handy man type of jobs I needed done. I wasn’t capable of doing them myself, so I called my local hardware store and they recommended someone. He came over and had a look at what I wanted done and gave me a quote. I had thought it would be around half the price he said it would be. I’d apparently underestimated the amount of work involved. I really needed it done though. I told him I only had half the money, but wondered if we might “work something out” so I could get it done now and not have to wait until I’d saved more up. He got the picture.<\/p>\n

He was an older man, not anyone I’d go after for myself, but I was in a tight spot. I figured he likely had a wife around the same age as himself that hadn’t given him sex in many years. So he might be agreeable to some sort of arrangement. I think I must have been right. He got this wicked grin on his face and asked exactly what I was offering. Now this was a thousand dollar job, I only had five hundred, so whatever I was going to do was just for the half I didn’t have. I figured an hour of fucking some old dude was fine for five hundred bucks. <\/p>\n

I said I could pay half, and the other half I’d “earn.” He asked if I’d fuck him, and I said yes, so he said he’d do the job and fuck me afterwards. I agreed. He spent the better part of the day working on it and when it was done he said it was pay up time. I had him shower and I was naked on the bed waiting for him he came out. I think he was overly excited and a bit tired, but he sure lasted only a few moments but grunted his deep thanks. He said it had been years. I said I might have more work for him down the road and he winked at me as he walked out the door. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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