{"id":341,"date":"2012-10-08T07:44:11","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T11:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/worldofsexualperversions.com\/wordpress\/?p=341"},"modified":"2013-02-04T01:29:21","modified_gmt":"2013-02-04T06:29:21","slug":"hoover-nooooobody-does-it-like-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/worldofsexualperversions.com\/wordpress\/hoover-nooooobody-does-it-like-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Hoover, Nooooobody Does It Like You!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I actually spoke to a guy that was interested in vacuum sex recently. We had\u00a0 quite a long call and the entire theme of it was this topic. I told him I knew of some websites that talked about masturbation accidents, and some gruesome ones at that, on this topic and he went wild. When I took more than 20 minutes to find the link and email\u00a0it, \u00a0he was emailing me multiple times asking why I wasn’t emailing it already! I had to find\u00a0it again first, I saw the\u00a0website once years ago and had to search for\u00a0it again. He was quite excited to read about it.<\/p>\n

I told him this was not a wise thing to be fooling around with, since they could have dire consequences. Some of these horny men have no idea, they think it’s a wise idea until some get into life altering accidents. Makes you wonder what goes through their mind, but I guess in the state of horniness they are in, that’s the problem, they are not thinking at all.<\/p>\n

Trust me guys, don’t stick your dick in a vacuum, you could very well lose it forever. Not all are that variety, that might injure you, but you want to try something first? Stick up a banana and see if that goes OK, if it comes back out untouched, you can likely proceed without fatal consequences, well, likely not fatal, but life altering-or rather dick altering. Get a sex toy, get a hooker, get a blow up doll, but vacuums are NOT designed as blow job simulators, so don’t risk it.<\/p>\n

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