It’s a Sock, Not a Condom

It’s surprising how many men are calling recently that are masturbating while using socks on their cocks. I guess it’s one way to avoid a mess, and you can just toss it in the wash when you’re through. It seems kind of gross and odd though. It can’t be that soft to be rubbing your dick up and down with a sock over it. Hardly like a lotion or lube covered hand with skin on skin. It’s definitely a growing trend it seems. I can just imagine them after they’ve laundered them and are placing them back on their feet, “I came in that.”

There’s frequently stolen panties they are cumming into, some have even mentioned stolen bras, but the sock thing is coming up in more and more phone sex calls. Other than the scene in American Pie, which was over twenty five years ago, I can’t think of a sock masturbation scene that would so make these guys think to do that. I think perhaps they must have been doing it for decades, since it was a way to conceal their mess, a gross way, but maybe mom didn’t notice the socks were crispy when she washed them?

It makes you wonder how they first thought of it. Maybe they were masturbating and didn’t have an Kleenex to shoot into, but they had some dirty socks on the floor and thought, that will work. I don’t have to get up to go get some tissues. I’ll just cum in the sock and that’s that. Horny men are apt to do very odd things when the mood strikes them. We phone girls hear all sorts of insane stories of odd masturbation practices that even creative minds would never think about doing. Horniness leads you down paths you never thought you’d be traveling down, that’s for sure.

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A Real Man

From the minds of the callers spring so many different fantasies. Some similar, others unusual. One that called the other day, I just knew where he was going after a few sentences. He said he really loved his girlfriend, but she’d recently left him for another man. He knew he should be able to put it all behind him, but he just couldn’t forget her. So he called the new boyfriend for a meeting. Not sure if he thought the new guy was going to surrender her back to him or what, but it wasn’t what he’d planned on.

He met with the new boyfriend who said the girl was his now, he was much more of a man and that’s why she’d left the other. He then proceeded to take out his cock and show the old boyfriend just how much more of a man he actually was. He must have been ten inches, the old boyfriend, around five. Well as I bit my lip to keep from laughing, he continued on about how the sight of that magnificent cock made him fall to his knees, crawling over towards it. Ultimately begging to suck it in all its glory.

He thought if he sucked it, the other man might set the girlfriend free back to him. No. Now, he’s apparently sucking the new boyfriend’s cock on demand behind the old girlfriends back. Right, sure he is. I doubt she’d want either one of them if she found this out, were it at all true in the first place, which I am highly doubting it is. He just has cuckold fantasies combined with bi curiosity and this is the scenario he’s cooked up in his fetid little mind. He said he’d likely be going over later to service him again, since he’s being called upon to do so a lot recently.

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Aural Sex

One question I ask callers is if they are watching porn, and what kind. Many are watching when they make phone sex calls. You can hear it in the background, the moans and the groans. Some admit though that porn isn’t their first choice. Some like erotic stories they read online as they masturbate, and more and more are choosing to listen to erotic audios. They like to lay back, headphones on, and listen to an erotic tale be spun by one of their phone sex operators that also make erotic recordings. Many ladies that do calls also make erotic audios for clients to listen to when a call is not always possible.

Sometimes the privacy needed to make a call is just not available, due to roommates or wives or a whole myriad of different reasons, so an erotic recording makes more sense to masturbate with. A sexy new site called SinfulAudios has many different phone sex girls erotic audios on it available for purchase. There might be something there to really whet your sexual appetite and get you off like nothing else. Some callers will pay big bucks for custom audios they can enjoy over and over again as they jerk off. Visual porn can get old, but an erotic audio, you’re painting the pictures with your own mind, the sky’s the limit for your own creativity when it comes to what you imagine as you listen.

Does the thought of a sexy recording get your juices flowing? Is that something you’ve tried before or wondered about? Just those naughty words in your mind, no need to keep up a conversation, just let that naughty talk take you over that orgasmic edge you know is just over that next sexy phrase. You know how a voice can drive you wild, don’t you, you little masturbator! Check out SinfulAudios right now, your cock will thank you.

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I Wanna Hold Your Hand

Callers can often say funny things. Things they don’t necessarily intend to be funny, but that are. One has mentioned several times he would like if I held his hand while he masturbated. Not the hand he’s jerking off with, the one that is not doing it. I had never heard of such an odd request, but said sure, we could pretend I was holding his hand as he masturbated. I asked him why he’d want that, and he said it would make him feel “supported.” Alright, odd, but if that’s what you want.

Then he said he did fantasize on occasion about giving men blow jobs. He’s never done it, but he’d like to. If he did give another guy a blow job, would I be by his side and hold his hand while he did it? OMG, lol, where do these characters come up with such things? Sure, I’ll hold your hand and sit beside you as you suck off your friend. I’ll “support you” as you give your very first oral sex to a man. I’ll be right by your side the entire time! I will be there for you without a doubt, encouraging you every step of the way on your way to getting a mouthful of cum.

If someone literally needs and wants someone to hold their hand as they’re doing something, it doesn’t say much about their level of confidence it seems like to me. To want that emotional support as you are doing something, you just don’t have the courage to do it alone. Kind of sad really, but every single call he brings up the hand holding thing. If it helps you, be my guest. I’ll hold your hand and tell you it’s ok every step of the way. Stroke your cock, blow the other guys, I’ll be holding your hand and making sure it’s all ok.

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Sperm Flavored Ice Cream

Sometimes a caller can be fun and you both run with a fantasy. A caller into BBC, he really wants to suck black cock but has never done it. Somehow this conversation came to him wanting to suggest to Ben & Jerry’s ice cream company to start producing sperm flavored ice cream. He was going to be at the meeting with all the company big wigs at the conference room table and he pitched the idea. Well, obviously they thought he was crazy for such a suggestion, so they called the security guard over, a big, strapping black man named Jerome.

So as Jerome is trying to escort him out of the conference room after his insane suggestion of creating sperm flavored ice cream, he drops to his knees and takes out the BBC right in front of the whole room. Opening his mouth to suck off the huge security guard. The room fills with gasps as they all can’t believe the size of that big, black cock getting sucked off in front of them. They’ve never seen anything that size. Some of the ladies have noticed Jerome’s bulge in the past though. After he’s fired and escorted from the building, he then contacts Baskin Robbins to see if they might go for the sperm flavored ice cream idea.

They too ignore him and think he’s a sicko. He is determined though, and contacts McDonald’s about a sperm flavored milkshake being created to be available each May for masturbation month. He just can’t seem to get any of the companies he contacts to take him seriously. So, he needs to begin to make his own ice cream and milkshakes, and find black men to contribute to the ingredients in the recipes he creates at home in his kitchen. I tell you, there’s no end to the creativity that some of these men come up with!

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