The Sounds of Sex

There’s so many sounds associated with phone sex. You have the guys that have a need for just listening to moaning. They are easy in one way and difficult in another. You don’t need to think of anything to say when they just ask for moaning and groaning, but breathing that way can be physically taxing and almost make you feel like you’re going to pass out when it’s not happening naturally. They will however say, “just moan for me,” so they are easy to please. The breathing, moaning sounds is enough for them to get off to.

Then you have the ones that make disgusting noises themselves, they seem to think that slurping sounds is exciting the operator. In reality, we are restraining ourselves from telling you to stop it, since it’s so gross. Many times if we do tell them to cut it out, they get insulted and hang up. It’s so weird they’d think anyone wants to listen to that under any circumstances to begin with. Some want grunting, again, easy, but the odd breathing patterns can make you feel faint after a few moments. Slapping sounds, easy, just clapping your hands together. That flesh against flesh sounds to simulate enthusiastic fucking noises really gets some going.

Some want you to provide “wet pussy sounds” which can be simulated in any number of ways, but don’t think for a moment it’s real, it’s a grand annoyance to have to make such ridiculous sounds for someone that’s not satisfied by descriptive words, so maybe listen to some ASMR audios before calling, or have them playing in the background when you do. Many are watching porn when they call, you can hear the overly animated moans in the background when they call. Sounds are important for stimulation, makes you wonder how the deaf can get as aroused since they cannot hear any of these things.

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Sneezing Fetish

I haven’t gotten too terribly many callers over the years that are into sneezing fetish, but once in a blue moon they do call. One that called the other day was a bit unusual, in that he likes to be seen and heard sneezing himself. Most want to watch the woman sneeze. Now he did enjoy that as well, but being seen sneezing gets him going as well. He wanted several fake sneezes to become aroused and unlike other callers, he began to emit fake sneezes himself. The whole thing was a little odd, but comical. The strangest things can turn people on.

Like a few callers over the years, he mentioned the old Batman show as having had an effect on him. They often did things in the show with blowing powder in ones faces that sent them into a sneezing fit, and he said he was aroused by those kinds of scenes, even though they were meant to be campy and not realistic. Those old shows certainly had an effect on some fetishes that came about years after they seemed to be the spark to. He wanted to know what if anything made me sneeze, how many times in a row I’d sneeze, how I sounded. Then he’d do several fake sneezes of his own.

It’s a harmless enough fetish, as so many are gross, it’s comical, since you can’t imagine anyone being turned on by someone sneezing. He like others, mentioned the face a woman makes when they are about to sneeze, how it’s very similar to an orgasm face, and of course the explosive sneeze is similar to the release of an orgasm. We discussed common things that makes ones sneeze, like pepper, powder in the air, he said black pepper usually doesn’t do it for him, but cayenne pepper will. Such conversation!

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Fucking Mom

One of my callers is very much into his mommy. Many callers are, but this one in particular cannot let go, even though she’s now dead. Several callers mention fantasies they have of their mothers, even though she’s no longer around. It’s a lot more common than ones might think. It’s not just moms that are still around, even if they’ve been dead for decades, many men are still thinking about her all the time. This one caller goes to his dead moms house and rifles through her panties even now. He hasn’t sold the house yet, and no plans to, so it sits unoccupied but with all her things still in it and he goes there to masturbate a few times a week in her old bedroom.

The things people reveal is quite incredible. He had fantasies about not only fucking her himself, but watching her with multiples black men and even with dogs, even though she did none of those things in her own life. These are things he likes to think of her doing in front of him. It really turns him on to be imagining these events, making her seem like a terrific slut that would degrade herself.

He’s married, and his wife has no clue about his very secret, very taboo thoughts about his mom. He imagines if only he’d been able to marry her and impregnate her and start a family with her. She was the love of his life, he confessed. It drove him wild to sniff her panties and masturbate with them. So it’s all just in his mind now, no mom to spy on or entertain thoughts of actually being able to fuck her one day. Mommy can have an effect on a man like no other woman in his life. No other woman can hold a candle to mommy.

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It’s a Sock, Not a Condom

It’s surprising how many men are calling recently that are masturbating while using socks on their cocks. I guess it’s one way to avoid a mess, and you can just toss it in the wash when you’re through. It seems kind of gross and odd though. It can’t be that soft to be rubbing your dick up and down with a sock over it. Hardly like a lotion or lube covered hand with skin on skin. It’s definitely a growing trend it seems. I can just imagine them after they’ve laundered them and are placing them back on their feet, “I came in that.”

There’s frequently stolen panties they are cumming into, some have even mentioned stolen bras, but the sock thing is coming up in more and more phone sex calls. Other than the scene in American Pie, which was over twenty five years ago, I can’t think of a sock masturbation scene that would so make these guys think to do that. I think perhaps they must have been doing it for decades, since it was a way to conceal their mess, a gross way, but maybe mom didn’t notice the socks were crispy when she washed them?

It makes you wonder how they first thought of it. Maybe they were masturbating and didn’t have an Kleenex to shoot into, but they had some dirty socks on the floor and thought, that will work. I don’t have to get up to go get some tissues. I’ll just cum in the sock and that’s that. Horny men are apt to do very odd things when the mood strikes them. We phone girls hear all sorts of insane stories of odd masturbation practices that even creative minds would never think about doing. Horniness leads you down paths you never thought you’d be traveling down, that’s for sure.

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A Real Man

From the minds of the callers spring so many different fantasies. Some similar, others unusual. One that called the other day, I just knew where he was going after a few sentences. He said he really loved his girlfriend, but she’d recently left him for another man. He knew he should be able to put it all behind him, but he just couldn’t forget her. So he called the new boyfriend for a meeting. Not sure if he thought the new guy was going to surrender her back to him or what, but it wasn’t what he’d planned on.

He met with the new boyfriend who said the girl was his now, he was much more of a man and that’s why she’d left the other. He then proceeded to take out his cock and show the old boyfriend just how much more of a man he actually was. He must have been ten inches, the old boyfriend, around five. Well as I bit my lip to keep from laughing, he continued on about how the sight of that magnificent cock made him fall to his knees, crawling over towards it. Ultimately begging to suck it in all its glory.

He thought if he sucked it, the other man might set the girlfriend free back to him. No. Now, he’s apparently sucking the new boyfriend’s cock on demand behind the old girlfriends back. Right, sure he is. I doubt she’d want either one of them if she found this out, were it at all true in the first place, which I am highly doubting it is. He just has cuckold fantasies combined with bi curiosity and this is the scenario he’s cooked up in his fetid little mind. He said he’d likely be going over later to service him again, since he’s being called upon to do so a lot recently.

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