It’s a Sock, Not a Condom

It’s surprising how many men are calling recently that are masturbating while using socks on their cocks. I guess it’s one way to avoid a mess, and you can just toss it in the wash when you’re through. It seems kind of gross and odd though. It can’t be that soft to be rubbing your dick up and down with a sock over it. Hardly like a lotion or lube covered hand with skin on skin. It’s definitely a growing trend it seems. I can just imagine them after they’ve laundered them and are placing them back on their feet, “I came in that.”

There’s frequently stolen panties they are cumming into, some have even mentioned stolen bras, but the sock thing is coming up in more and more phone sex calls. Other than the scene in American Pie, which was over twenty five years ago, I can’t think of a sock masturbation scene that would so make these guys think to do that. I think perhaps they must have been doing it for decades, since it was a way to conceal their mess, a gross way, but maybe mom didn’t notice the socks were crispy when she washed them?

It makes you wonder how they first thought of it. Maybe they were masturbating and didn’t have an Kleenex to shoot into, but they had some dirty socks on the floor and thought, that will work. I don’t have to get up to go get some tissues. I’ll just cum in the sock and that’s that. Horny men are apt to do very odd things when the mood strikes them. We phone girls hear all sorts of insane stories of odd masturbation practices that even creative minds would never think about doing. Horniness leads you down paths you never thought you’d be traveling down, that’s for sure.

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