The Old Switcheroo

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Some might consider swinging and swapping a perversion, but it’s actually quite a common sexual behavior that many couples engage in. There’s swinging clubs all over the world and even large conventions they go to. I’d think it would be more fun to sneak around if you wanted more on the side, your own dirty little secret type of thing, but ones into the swinging lifestyle like to keep it all out in the open and watch their partners with other people.

Cuckold of course is only a one way swap, only the guy watching his wife or girlfriend with another guy, not himself being with the lady of the guy doing his wife. I guess if everyone involved is in agreement and has fun, why not. Many clubs have all the people tested for STD’s beforehand and they agree to only have sex with the people in that club, so they can all engage in unprotected sex within their protected little circle. I knew a single guy that was involved in such group that he fucked the wives of, there were a few single members that were members as well, which I found odd, but was allowed within this group.

Some are just couples, not in any organized group, they just like to play with other couples. A convention for swingers, yet there are several big ones a year ones fly in from all over the world to to play with new couples. Like an international movable orgy of sorts that varies by locale from year to year! No matter your sexual perversion, you are sure to find like minded others into the same games that you are, not a doubt. Especially in the age of the internet with seeking them just a few mouse clicks away has never been easier.

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Pocket Playtime

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The thrill of risky sexual behavior has always been present. Ones that choose to masturbate in public are indeed taking a risk. Ones that get off on the idea of getting caught, well, it’s a fairly common thrill. One caller of late that’s been calling a few times a week says he has holes cut in his pockets to reach in and play with his cock through, but he also claims to only have a 3 inch cock. So he’d be in that pocket up to his elbows if he was doing that.

Says he likes to rub his dick while standing in line at the store with his piles of porn mags and jar of Vaseline to freak out the clerks. He’s a character for sure. He says they can see his arm going up and down, LOL, I replied I think they’d have the security guards escorting him out of the store or calling the cops. He’s a nutty one for sure. I’ve talked to many people that have masturbated in public places, the city bus under a coat has to be my favorite one I’ve heard, under the table at a library, all kinds of things people have done in the name of horniness.

One funny story that comes to mind is a girl I knew that lived in a small town. The son of the town minister, who the whole town knew well, was caught in a pulled over car on the road by a cop and word spread across the town, embarrassing the whole family of the minister. A cop saw the car pulled over and stopped to see what the matter was, the young man was so engrossed in what he was doing, he didn’t see the cop approach. People did everything from laugh and mock to send sympathy cards to the wife of the minister! It had the little town gossiping for quite a while and he was made the town laughingstock due to his masturbating in the car. One would think a car not exactly “public”, but be aware unless well concealed, things can get out of hand quickly, as in this situation right here.

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Don’t Want No Short Dick Man…..

 

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If there’s one thing there’s no shortage of in phone sex calls, it’s small penis humiliation. There are literally legions of “short dick men” out there looking to be humiliated. One I talked to today liked to be called, “pin dick”, since apparently he wasn’t just short, he was skinny too, so like a tube of Chapstick between his legs basically. He loved me being mean to him and he called me a bitch for being so mean, and I laughed and said I wasn’t being a bitch, I was just being truthful! Sorry if the truth hurts, bucko!

His life revolves apparently around masturbating and drinking, since of course no woman will fuck him, being the pin dick loser that he is. Humiliation while he rubs his skinny little cock really gets him going. This is one of the most popular calls, so many guys out there with smaller than average dicks that jut love to be called on it and made fun of, it’s almost too easy, really. Most of the time premature ejaculation goes hand in hand with these sorts, not 100% of the time, but a lot of it. I asked if that was his problem as well and he said no, he can rub his little clitty a good long while before cumming since it’s all he has in life for pleasure.

I guess many would turn to alcohol to dull the pain of their inadequate manhood, lord knows it’s pitiful, and there’s nothing they can do about it, so self medicating would seem a natural choice to an insurmountable problem with no answer. Some problems really have no answer, this is one of those times, so many just accept it and turn the ridicule around and eventually get turned on by it. Some ask if I can actually make them cry, they seek such deep humiliation, I can’t promise tears, but I do my best to make them feel as wormlike as possible! He went wild when I started playing the video below during the call so he could hear it in the background, he said it was his favorite song!

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Nylons, Anyone?

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The fact that many men are into wearing ladies lingerie and pantyhose isn’t really news to anyone. It does seem to be a growing interest from what I see from callers, especially men into pantyhose. The tactile sensations they enjoy from the feeling of the nylons is a heady one to many. Most men that have a stockings or nylons or pantyhose fetish, they seem to be content enjoying these garments on women. They love fucking their lovers that are wearing these items, often tearing a hole into the pantyhose to fuck right through them. Let’s hope their ladies buy cheap hosiery at the dollar store and not the really expensive ones!

More and more men though are wearing the hose themselves, and also having their ladies wearing theirs, both wearing them together. I’m a bit surprised some of their lovers don’t mind this, that they are open minded towards it. I don’t think I’d like it if my lover came to bed wearing a pair of pantyhose, I’d be a bit concerned. I’m too vanilla for that, even though I know it’s harmless, it’s just not “manly”.

Any item of clothing can be fetishized, from panties, to stockings, to garter belts to bras, all of which guys have called up wearing and enjoy doing so usually in secret from their partners. Not all into lingerie and stockings are wearing wigs and makeup and the whole nine yards, it can sometimes be just an interest in this one area that they can’t let go of. It’s easy now to order anything online one might be a bit too self conscious to go into a store to buy, so the embarrassment factor is pretty well gone.

I can recall many years ago my grandmother telling me how an acquaintance of hers owned a nurse uniform and lingerie shop and how a man once came in, this was in the 1960’s, and the man asked if he could try on a girdle and the shop owner told him to leave, that there would be none of that going on in her store! Today he could go on eBay and order away to his hearts content with nothing like that happening!

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When The Appetizer Becomes The Main Course

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We all have things that we enjoy doing that enhance our sex lives, some are into sex toys, others have a fetish for something or another. Some like to be tied up, blindfolded etc. However when one can only be aroused while these accessories are involved, it’s considered a paraphilia and ones have actually gotten treatment for it when it gets extreme. I recall a man calling once that said he could only masturbate with gloves on, leather gloves, plastic dishwashing gloves.

I found that quite odd, harmless obliviously, but odd. If that’s the only way you get enjoyment it’s taken an odd turn there somewhere. For some I guess their little routines are fairly harmless and at the most time consuming rituals, and perhaps expensive, depending on the circumstances involved for the fetish in question. Like if a man could only have sex in a hotel to orgasm, that might prove a bit expensive a habit to indulge in frequently kind of thing as an example. It’s nice as a once in a while treat, but when it has to be that way in order to be enjoyable, there’s an issue.

Most don’t go overboard and most understand it’s a once in a while thing, not an everyday necessity. It’s really only when it starts to affect your job or routines in life or finances that it becomes a true issue. Many start in the teen years and keep on into adulthood, usually outgrown to a degree, but can remain a trigger for years and many keep such things from their partner if the partner isn’t into the same sort of thing becoming a stressor if they are worried about getting caught.

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