Dearly Departed

necro

So I get an email from a potential client asking if I’m available for a necrophilia call. Um, NOOOOO. I don’t have many taboos, but the deceased I’m afraid, is one of them. I recall reading about how ones into this fetish are often lonely, rejected individuals who haven’t had luck with intimate relationships. They figure the dead can’t leave them like the living always seem to.

Well, I get that, but is that a reason to defile a dead body, since no living person will have you? Gee, might an escort not be a better alternative??? There are very odd people in society, all different from each other. There have been cases of animals mating with other dead animals, but it doesn’t seem to be common. Most people really find this an ultimate taboo. In the past in some cultures it was not unheard of if a spouse passed away for the one living to have a goodbye intimate moment with them, but it wasn’t common by any means, but there is record of it happening. As well as sometimes when a young girl that was still a virgin when she died, she was “married” and then had sex with before burying, since they believed her soul wouldn’t rest without. Yikes!

Some even roleplay dead partners for their lovers, by “playing dead” and not moving, letting their partner move them around. As if they are dead or unconscious. I guess people have different interests for sure, I’d be quite worried if someone ever asked for this I was involved with!

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Foot Job Phone Sex

sexyfoot

Have you been looking for foot job phone sex? Oh so many guys are into having their cocks rubbed and tugged by a pair of pretty tootsies. Foot fetish is in fact the most common fetish there is, and in times of great disease outbreaks, it seems to resurge like never before, since not too many STD’s are going to be given by foot.

I recall a few years ago struggling not to laugh as some hillbilly that called wanted to talk about me putting my big toe up his ass! How I managed to get through that call without laughing, I do not know. I recall so badly wanting to say I had athlete’s foot! No, I don’t really have athlete’s foot, but just wondered what his reaction would be, it’s very hard at times not to let calls take a comical turn when guys mention something so absurd, you so desperately want to go down that path they seem to just be begging you to do, yet laughter often breaks their mood and they will hang up, it happens!

Sometimes if I’m in a mood, and I get a foot fetish guy on the line, I could so easily turn them off feet for life if I described feet that were all gross and veiny and had bunions and thick yellowed nails, real troll feet that so many have. I don’t know what makes me want to do that, but it’s a struggle not to at times, but I know they’d hang up and there’s no money to be made by mocking the poor fools as they call all worked up about this or that.

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Gone Fisting

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The other night a man called and he said he was into extreme size toys. I asked what size were we talking here and he said 16 inches. Now, were it not for my having seen such a toy on a website I write for, the toy is called “The Great American Challenge”, I’d have thought he was lying. Then he started talking about how much he loves fisting and we got into this discussion how he likes his male partner to practically put it in all the way to the elbow joint almost.

A caller years ago used to talk about me taking it with a big, black 16 inch cock, and I used to find that absurd, to talk about ones that length, but there are mist definitely ones that have fantasies, and realities, with toys anyway, of ones that size. Toys that size wouldn’t exist unless someone is indeed buying them. When I’ve seen them and done write ups on them, I’ve wondered who is buying these things, ARE people actually buying them? Obviously they are or they wouldn’t exist.

Where the appeal is in taking something three times the normal size, I’m not sure. As the toy is labeled, the challenge, I guess to many that’s what it is-a challenge. To see who can take the biggest. Now this is an Olympic sport we are sure not to see. There should be Sexual Olympics to see who can take the most extreme challenges. The Olympic motto is, “Faster, Higher, Stronger”, would be interesting to see sexually who the most skilled would be. A porn star? An ordinary housewife? A slutty college student? We’d have to see…

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Oh My, Pretty “Girls”

crossdressing

A hobby many people consider a perversion would be crossdressing. Men wearing ladies panties is pretty widespread, but men totally doing themselves up like women is a bit bent for lots of people to wrap their mind around. It is inherently harmless, not hurting anyone, yet it strikes something deep within some of us as something we just couldn’t accept in a partner. Women want their men to be strong, manly, not dressed  and made up as women.

It’s just not something a real he man would be doing. Many men call that are into dressing up and ones that are married or have girlfriends do tend to keep it from their partners as they know the fallout would just not be worth it. Some into pantyhose though do seem to be able to pull this much off in front of their partners. I have had several guys that enjoy wearing pantyhose tell me they wear them in front of their partners and the partner is ok with it. Many enjoy tearing a hole in the pantyhose and love the tactile sensation of the hose against their skin.

Not as many women seem to dress up as men, but then our fashion choices are much broader, we can wear pants without issue in public, but men cannot wear skirts the same. Many into crossdressing also seemed to have early beginnings with it, stretching all the way to childhood and trying on mommy’s things. I guess what people choose to do in their own homes behind closed doors is really no one’s business but theirs.

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The Most Unnatural Of All

Chastity

Most consider a perversion an unnatural sex act of one kind or another. To many though the most unnatural act is no sex at all. Chastity is no sex. Not even masturbation, Nada, zilch, zero. Talk about unnatural! I cannot imagine not even masturbation, that’s beyond insane. And of course it was religions that liked to push the no sex before marriage/purity guilt trips onto people.

Life for women could be especially hard if ones found out she hadn’t been chaste, she’d be downright unmarriageable or in some cultures possibly even killed in an “honor killing” to restore “honor” to her family she so shamed by her lust and inability to control her base desires. Most of us in modern society cannot even imagine the restrictions on our lives this way, yet even in modern times in some countries restrictions like this are a reality. India, Middle Eastern countries, if a woman was found out to be having sex outside of marriage, the consequences would not be pretty indeed, they might actually be fatal.

Our bodies are designed for sex and for pleasure, to deny nature this way is absurd. No need to go out and fuck everything that moves, but it’s natural to enjoy our bodies, alone and to share that physical joy with others as well. Look to the animal kingdom, most are certainly not monogamous, nor do they have religion or marriage, yet animals do have a society and hierarchy and do quite well left to their own devices. In many ways they have a lot more sense than people do.

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