Let Me See Now…

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What is it about spying on people unaware that gets some people off? Guys are caught spying all the time, in everywhere from public bathrooms, to work bathrooms, to peeking up skirts on escalators to in people’s windows. Peeping Tom’s have been around as long as guys have had eyes. There’s something about spying on someone that doesn’t know they are being watched that really arouses some people, they figure what’s the harm, they don’t know…

Well aside from it being against the law, it would make people not really trust you or want to be around you if they knew you were doing that. Upskirt videos and pics online have lots of sites, there’s tons of guys that like to peek at what they shouldn’t. You kind of expect it from teenaged boys that are trying to look in a girls locker room kind of thing, but grown men you hope they have outgrown such behavior. Yet every so often on the news you hear of workmen placing hidden camera in places they shouldn’t in homes or bathrooms, or co workers placing ones in employee bathrooms.

Some will always want to watch and try to see and masturbate as they do. There have been any number of sexy stories about people watching and touching and being caught doing naughty things. Some want to be watched and they are exhibitionists and enjoy showing off, and they can place themselves in positions where they will be seen and make it look like an accident. All sorts of naughty people doing things to get and be aroused.

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Chop Chop!

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Castration seems to be at the root of many men’s fantasies that are into cock and ball torture. That is the ultimate, the final, the one last step in the torturing. Once it is complete, then the torment will cease. One man I just spoke to said he learned more and more women are taking in their husbands to be castrated, just like the family pet.

I assured him yes, this is correct, he too will become fat and happy and more calm after he’s had the procedure and that there was nothing to worry about. He could know his wife was being looked after sexually by other men and that him being castrated was really for the good of their marriage after all. He’d become more domestic and less concerned with what she was doing with these other men once it was over. His appointment with his wife’s lady doctor is apparently tomorrow, so all should be well soon.

It was all I could do to keep from laughing at this conversation, and I don’t know what drives these men to have these fantasies, but they do indeed exist and are even amusing to talk about, they say it with such conviction and belief, as if they are really going in to be fixed tomorrow. Granted, if there were such clinics, I’m sure wives would indeed be making appointments for their husbands if they could in many cases.  Maybe some vet’s with a dark side could open up some after hours clinics for the wives to take their husbands in to.

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Smokin’!

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You wouldn’t think such a dirty, gross, cancer producing habit could be a sex fetish, but indeed there are men that really get off on smoking fetish. The idea of a woman riding their cock as she blows smoke right in their face or on their cock is irresistible to some. When I get smoking fetish calls, I don’t think I do well on them since I don’t smoke and think it’s gross when people do, and I’ve got people wanting to hear me light up and smoke.

I just tell them I don’t smoke in the house, so I can’t smoke on the call but do my best to describe what they want to hear. I’m not sure what turns them on about it, the smoke going out of the mouth, or the smoke being blown onto them, and their cock and in their face. Women with smoking fetish are more attracted to the smell of the smoke, and if it’s cigars, they sure have a strong and distinctive smell. Where men are more attracted to the look of  a woman smoking and the smell and taste doesn’t really play into it, and given how visual men are, it’s really not a surprise.

Men that had smoking mothers also are more apt to have such  fetish, so like most fetishes, it seems to have early roots when our sexual road map is being imprinted, which happens in childhood. I do recall one man that called that had the more rare “black lung” fetish, where it’s the dangers of smoking that appeal to them, and he wished me to encourage him to smoke heavily so his health would suffer. I felt uncomfortable doing such a thing, but there are some into this aspect of this self destruction.

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Your Dick Is Falling Off!

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A weird mental condition, or syndrome that has gripped the masses in some cultures called “Koro”, is where the sufferers think their genitals are retracting into their own body. It’s so insane I couldn’t believe it was true, but people have been convinced this was happening to them and that they were going to die and have no genitals. And George on Seinfeld thought “shrinkage” from the cold pool water was bad! At least that’s temporary and people recognize it as such, ones with this syndrome think this is real and permanent.

Imagine thinking your privates were slowly disappearing from your body and being reabsorbed, that your dick was getting smaller and smaller with each passing day. I have heard of hypnosis like this, but in the opposite direction, as in to think yourself bigger. Funny how the mind can work and convince yourself of things that are not really happening. This condition is more common in Africa and Asia. The black guys with their bigger than average cocks must be flipping out at the thought of having this supposed affliction, and the poor Asians with their little cocks, well, they hardly have anything to begin with, so it’s not that much of a loss, really!

Even women can suffer from this, thinking their nipples are all of a sudden retracting into their bodies and is the first sign of their breasts disappearing, it’s all very odd. Many of the people in these towns that suffer from this mass hysteria even think witchcraft is to blame, but after a couple of weeks when no one really has any genitals shrinking they seem to settle down and realize it wasn’t real to begin with. The strange things that are out there that happen to people.

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Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh What A Relief It Is…

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So I was messaged by a man looking to make a call and I get the “What are your limits?” question. Uh oh, that’s usually means he’s looking for something weird. So I rhyme off my four big no no’s for me, and he says that’s too bad. I said what are you looking for, and of course he mentions one of my taboos-scat. YUCK!!! No thanks, not happening with me, sorry.

“I want to hear you take a shit.” Aww, isn’t that romantic? I do not even want to know what could possibly get a guy aroused about listening to that. Something went horribly wrong is his past I fear. Some long ago incident gone awry, possibly the toilet training years ago even. First of all, even if he got a girl on the line willing to do this, someone is not usually going to be able to go on demand, even for money. I’ve heard of some girls having food nearby like grapes to plop into the toilet for calls like these for sound effects, but what a waste of food first of all, and to have to drag the phone into the bathroom and go through with such antics? Please……

I blocked this tool so he wouldn’t even message me again. Obviously different people are into different things, and I can just picture this guy stroking one off as some poor girl is straining on the toilet trying to please him and has the phone practically between her legs to capture plopping noises to get this guy off. What some go through for their craft…

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