Make Room For Daddy

 

Some girls are into the Daddy thing. They were never able to let go of the first man that stole their heart and they look to other older men to recreate what they want in their deepest, darkest desires that they cannot in reality have.

And they are not alone. There are men that want to be Daddy to the women in their beds. I guess if both parties are in agreement to this, then all is fine and well, but when only one wants such a role play or fantasy and the other does not, it can often spell the end to an otherwise good relationship.

I talk to guys all the time that have secret desires and fantasies they share nothing of with their wives or girlfriends, and I understand where they are coming from. They know if they revealed these things, that their relationships might never recover or would even dissolve if they were brought to light.

If a guy asks you to call him Daddy in bed, if you are not into that, it can be beyond upsetting and take you by surprise. If you make too big of a deal of it, it can make them feel criticized and threatened and defensive. Things must be brought up beforehand so as not to take the other person off guard. It’s not fair to spring something on someone in a moment of passion, it can have disastrous results for both parties. So tread lightly when you’re thinking of introducing something different. You may very well regret it if you don’t.

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Strawberries And Cream?

Here is a perversion I have had  clients tell me about. It’s called “Lacing”. Where they put their cum in the food or drinks of other people and then watch them consume them.

One man that calls has spoken of cum on strawberries he has fed to girls. I always found that an odd thing to consider, but if you can think it, ones have done it no doubt.

I recall a few years ago a bartender was caught stirring drinks with his penis on a hidden camera and then serving them to customers. There is no end to the weird stuff people do.

I’m sure there have been plenty of waitresses spit in a hated customers food, but I have no idea how many are smearing pussy juices or their cum onto the food of customers. I’m sure there are plenty preparing food without washing their hands after using the restroom, which is horrifying enough. No wonder I haven’t visited a restaurant in nearly 15 years!

There’s a scene in “American Pie” where a girl drinks a beer a guy has cum into, and it kind of makes you grimace to think about it, but I guess there’s worse things you could be swilling down for sure.

But cum on the strawberries guy always gets me, I’ve heard from him a number of times and he’s one of the only ones that has mentioned this fetish to me first hand. There was another that mentioned cum on a sandwich, mixed in with the mayonnaise, how they think of this stuff I will never know.

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Sticky Buns

Would a normal person look at a hair bun and become aroused? Well, to some it is very arousing. To one of my clients he loves to talk about fucking not only women sporting hair buns, but the actual hair buns themselves. He wants to cover them in cum and make them “sticky buns”.

That would do it, think of the scene in “There’s Something About Mary” with the cum on his ear she mistakes for hair gel and combs it through her own bangs, now imagine an entire sticky, crispy bun with hardened cum in it!

He not only wishes to fuck the hair bun, but have the cock go right through the skull and into the brain and cum on the brain, coating it in cum as the sperm enters the brain cells to make them even more horny. Unusual fantasies some have. Skull fucking to some means cock in mouth and face fucking, not literally fucking the skull via the hair bun.

Everytime this man calls we go over various styles of hair buns and how he’d approach fucking them. Some would be approached from the side, others right into the middle, more than one way to fuck a hair bun apparently and get it dripping with cum. Cum on the cranium, who knew? I’ve mentioned this callers fantasies to a number of people since it always struck me as odd, only one I have mentioned it to said he’d had the same thought a while back when he saw a woman out with her hair piled high.

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Be Yourself

Some may think homosexuality is a perversion, but I think the real perversion is in not accepting ones for who they are. How can someone that is a decent, loving, productive tax paying, law abiding citizen be demonized simply because of what they do with another consenting adult behind closed doors? That is the true perversion, casting someone aside that is a good person.

There are actually organizations out there, religious based ones of course, that try to reverse ones homosexuality. That to me is not only laughable, but insulting as well. Yes, you can choose not to act on your feelings, but that doesn’t make you any less gay just because you’re not practicing it.

I feel badly for ones born into conservative, religious families that have a lifelong pressure to hide who they are as people because the close minded individuals around them deem them “sinners”.

Organizations like that are making people feel bad for who they are as people. That no matter how much you contribute to society, how upstanding a person you are, if you are gay, none of that matters, you are a degenerate and a sinner. Such nonsense, I can’t even wrap my mind around how the majority of people live their lives according to a book of fables, it’s astounding to me. I’m so grateful I’m sensible! If you are gay, I’m not saying get on a parade float and flaunt who you are, there’s nothing wrong with discretion, especially considering the close minded majority in society, but don’t ever buy into any nonsense about going to anti gay deprogramming seminars.

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Piss Off!

I think we all know what golden showers are, having your partner piss on you, or them wanting you to piss on them. There are different types of watersports. Some do like the pissing on, others are just as aroused by seeing others urinate or some even like to see others wet their clothes. Seeing a growing wet spot through your clothes drives some men wild.

One client I speak to is always interested in any “accidents” I ever had, and wants to hear about them in detail. Some in the BDSM scene like to make others get a very full bladder as a type of uncomfortable punishment. To make the other person beg to be allowed to go pee. I’m sure many of us know that when we get a full bladder it can make you feel temporarily horny until you relieve yourself, or if you’ve ever had an orgasm with a full bladder it can feel fantastic, but if you wish to avoid an “accident” it’s best not to do that.

Some love the sense of humiliation of being peed on, others love the control and sense of domination over the one they are peeing on. I’ve often thought the roots of such a fetish must go back to early childhood, since many people’s first discovering their genitals would have come about during toilet training, and somehow they got mixed up together, the memories of urinating and touching yourself and them coming from the same spots creates something in their minds that binds the two together, so forever more they are sexually aroused by the act of urinating.

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