Creepy Crawlies

Posted on December 12, 2011 by Sharon

Formicophilia is and interest in ones that desire to have insects crawl all over them. What kind of pervert would go after what most normal people would run from? Imagine intentionally rounding up bugs and letting them loose on yourself and your genitals? 
 
I recall reading about an ancient form of torture where they would release a tiny box of fire ants inside a woman’s vagina. Dreadful. 
 
So how we go from torture to pleasure from crawling bugs, I can’t even imagine. I hate even having to get close enough to kill them, the thought of placing them on my privates is unthinkable. 
 
Some even get pleasure from bees. How a sting can be pleasurable, I’m not sure. Some even go so far as to coat their privates in honey or jam, lay outside nude and wait for the bugs to find them and crawl and nip away at them. 
 
I get the heebie jeebies if I ever see a tiny bug crawling on me, and grab the nearest Kleenex to get it off and kill it, or swat it off of me. Imagine enticing bugs to masturbate with them. There are many weird perversions out there to be sure. 
 
Some have said nothing feels as good as a tarantula to play with. They have fangs. Yes, I want stinging fangs on my clit, I can’t think of anything I would love more…. 
 
Some get arousal from watching the insects sting others, they don’t want them used on themselves. They are sadists that enjoy inflicting pain for their own pleasure.

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Tentacle Porn

Posted on December 5, 2011 by Sharon

The Japanese have creative minds for sure to come up with this next perversion. And it’s not a new one either, it goes back hundreds of years. Now I have fantasized about many different things in my life, sex with celebrities, both male and female,
all kinds of things, but sex with an octopus, yes, an octopus, isn’t one of them.

Tentacle erotica and porn as it’s called, has a following over there in Japan and other Asian countries. It sometimes involves rape, or non consensual sex acts. I can’t even imagine who would be finding sea creatures the least bit fuckable, but oh well,
there obviously exists an audience for it to exist. Much of tentacle erotica is animated, in the anime form, but live action movies have been done as well. Imagine some guy getting dressed up in a rubber octopus outfit to film his porn scene…..unreal.

An odd hybrid of porn and erotic combined with science fiction. The tentacles to wrap around the women and bind them down, making them unable to move and escape, and then the tentacles also fucking her against her will as she’s restrained. Very creepy and weird.

If one looks there are many websites devoted to just this type of porn out there. I’m not sure how big the furry phenomenon is in the Asian countries, but this is interspecies sex of a most different variety. At least many mammals are cute and cuddly, although it’s still wrong to fuck them, but slimy, cold blooded, ugly sea creatures?! Really?!

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What Could Be Sexier Than A Clean Colon?

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Sharon

One fetish/perversion some of my clients want to talk about is getting enemas. Honestly, I tell them to call someone else, as I don’t talk about things I find too distasteful, and this topic is one of them.

The technical term is Klismaphilia. Many of these callers will ask for me to be a nurse, dressed up as one and have the medical aspect to this. At this point I bow out. A surprising number of men want to get fucked in the ass and use toys on themselves to stimulate the prostate, they have much more powerful orgasms when the prostate is involved. Some worry anal play means they are “gay”.

Most that have an interest in enemas want to be the ones getting them, but some are aroused at the thoughts of administering them as well. Like being a switch with dominance and submission.

At the turn of the century, many Dr.’s were pro enemas, thinking it could cure many ills. There were everything from yogurt enemas to coffee ones. They are medically recommended not nearly as often now, so most using them are doing them for their own reasons. That’s not to say everyone buying an enema kit is using them for sexual deviance, but there is that segment of the population that is buying them for the sexual purpose and pleasure they derive from them.

Some famous celebrities that were into this were Marilyn Monroe, and Mae West. The drugs that killed Marilyn had been administered rectally as well. In suppository form. Things are quickly absorbed into the bloodstream that way.

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Furries

Posted on November 21, 2011 by Sharon

 

One might consider the furry fans perverts. They like to dress up like animals, yet maintain human characteristics. There are many websites for furry fans, conventions, porn, it’s a bizarre industry.

I was introduced to the furry phenomenon a couple of years ago when a man heard some of my recordings and asked if I’d do one for him, but he warned me it was a bit odd. I said I’d look it over then decide.

It was one of the strangest things I’d ever read. Since his teens he’d been attracted to women in plush animal costumes. The Easter Bunny in particular. I was for sure thinking this was made up, but then I learned it is a real fetish. They aren’t into bestiality, yet like animal costumes.

He had this entire script about making love to a woman in an Easter bunny costume. It was strange as hell, but I did the audio for it and he was beyond thrilled and said he’d be putting it to good use many, many times, since no one else would make him one, since he was looked at as too odd.

If furries want to have sex with people in animal costumes, who am I to stop them. There are worse things for ones to be into for sure. Who knew that some were getting turned on by mascots at sports games, believe me, some guys are getting raging hardons at the thought of it! Mascots, the next sex objects, who knew…..

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The Pony Play Perversion

Posted on November 14, 2011 by Sharon

Some might consider our next activity a perversion. That would be the BDSM game of pony play, where people will dress up like horses, yes, you read correctly, horses, and ride around on each other and whip the one playing the horse with riding crops. Lord knows there’s a list of people I’d like to take riding crops to.

The BDSM context, is often in the sense of humiliation. Ones being ridden about like animals are the ones being humiliated, made to feel less than a person. Some love the idea of being humiliated and like being degraded.

These pony play people take this seriously, they put the other person in saddles, bridals, reins and tails and have them pull carts around as though a horse would, it’s all quite bizarre.

There are many costumes and accessories ones into this can acquire online, there is quite a lot of people in the BDSM communities into this type of animal roleplay.

One thing that strikes me about BDSM play, is they often have conventions and parades in public displaying themselves in their get ups. Many other types of sexual play and interests are kept private and not put on display. I guess they feel some types of interests have a playful, even though odd, element to them, so they don’t feel the need to be as secretive about it.

I guess it’s harmless enough, it has been around for thousands of years, but it seems to be more widespread today than at any other time in history. The internet is likely the reason for that, since ones that have a passing interest may research it and then get more heavily into it as a result.

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