Mommy Was My First


There was a caller the other night with a story about how mommy taught him everything he ever learned about sex. I think he was just fantasizing the entire thing, as most do, but he wanted to make it sound like it really happened, of course. He said his mom had started to touch him when he was very young, and this continued until he left for college and when I asked where she was now and if he ever saw her, of course he said she moved away when he left for college and she’d never been seen or heard from again. How convenient for the little story, lol.

His father of course had no idea that sonny boy and mommy were getting it on right under his nose, of course, and he was taught how to masturbate, how to lick pussy, how his cock was sucked and fucking, and of course mommy never made her little boy wear a condom, so it was extra exciting wondering if this was the month that he knocked mommy up. Of course it never happened, she never got pregnant, and daddy never found out about any of it.

So many men wish that their mom’s could have been the one to teach them everything about sex. How it could have made everything more exciting, having a sexual partner right there under their own roof that they could have fucked at any time. Very handy, and daddy always seems to either not be home very much, or just clueless about everything that’s going on. Of course when I asked if he’d ever told any girlfriends about it, the answer was no, he didn’t tell them that his mommy was the first woman he’d made love to. It all sounds so bizarre, but lots of callers have fantasies like this and try and convince you it all really happened.

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Embarrassing The Teacher

The other night a caller revealed an embarrassing story. He said he was a teacher in a fairly small town, and when he had to go to the hospital for an operation, many former students were working there in some capacity or another and ones that he had failed loved to get back at him by embarrassing him. One that was now a nurse he’d failed and when it came time to take his temperature, wouldn’t you know it, the electronic thermometer wasn’t working, so she’d have to take his temperature rectally instead, how cringe worthy!

Then another one that had to give him a sponge bath after his operation blushed when she saw the size of his cock and he joked around with her about her blushing, the tales went on and on. Of course I’m sure 99% of it was all in his imagination, but he had quite the elaborate fantasy all created about how all these former students were going to finally get the chance to make him squirm after all the things he’d done to them.

It’s sort of a reverse revenge fantasy, we all have revenge fantasies, but he was the one that wanted to be the one getting it taken out on him. We all have different themes to our fantasies, what it is that gets us off, and some do like to imagine being embarrassed, men into small penis humiliation love to get embarrassed, or relate tales of how they have been embarrassed in the past. Many teachers no doubt have a thing for some of their students they cannot act upon, so they likely fantasize about being able to, this was just sort of a different twist on that theme. Lord knows it is humiliating having some things done to you in the hospital, but to have them carried out by people we once had power over but no longer do and now they have the power, would of course be extra embarrassing.

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Passion For Rain

I might be a bit odd, but the rain has always made me a bit horny. Thunderstorms especially. Now I have heard of others having this particular fetish, but it’s not that common. My latest boyfriend thought it a bit funny when it was a thunderstorm recently and I asked if we could go outside and fuck. Now he’s not one to turn down a fuck, so he was game, and he said it seemed to invigorate me a bit, and intensify things. I just love the whole sensation. He asked why fucking in the shower wouldn’t be as good, but it’s just not the same.

We went outside and his car was nearby so we just did it there, I didn’t want to get on the wet grass or anything quite that organic, but it just fills me with an excitement like nothing else. It’s sexy, it’s cleansing, it’s relaxing, I just feel very at home fucking in the rain. I don’t want to roll around in the snow or lay in puddles or anything too strange, but feeling the rain pour over you as you make love is a very powerful thing for me and I’ve introduced every boyfriend I’ve ever had to this and they all grew to like it for the most part, but they just don’t have the passion for it that I do.

It’s odd, you really have to really concentrate a lot harder to cum when you’ve also got the physical sensation of rain pouring over you, lightening to worry a bit about, though I’m not really worried about being hit, but it’s a sexy risk nonetheless. The orgasms are powerful and then running inside and having a hot shower together to get really clean, the whole process turns me on. Obviously I prefer it at night than in the day, the lightening cracks lighting up the sky for brief moments as I strive to cum with my boyfriends dick inside of me, I just love it.

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A Few Moments To Kill

I was waiting for someone recently and had a few moments to kill, around twenty actually, so I decided rather than just sit there like a bump on a log, I might as well get off, since I’d been horny most of the day and it would be hours until I was alone again to do so, so I quickly undressed and rubbed one out on the sofa as I waited for my friend to arrive. I was already wet when I first slipped my hand down my panties and felt around for my clit, which was also of course stiff.

I just lightly teased myself, getting my fingers wet and smearing the juices around, and was soon plunging my fingers in and out of cunt driving myself wild. I brought myself to a few orgasms from my fingers. I do love to play with my shaved pussy. When my friend arrived, I’d already cleaned up and was sitting there with a silly smile on my face, she asked me why I was grinning like that and of course I didn’t tell her I’d been stroking my pussy for the last nearly twenty minutes.

I was so relaxed the rest of the evening after having cum a few times. I really do recommend everyone cum as much as you need or want to. Not everyone needs or wants to cum daily, some need to a few times a day, it just depends on your mood. There’s no better form of relaxation available to us than masturbation. It’s free, it’s healthy, it’s wonderful and you should be doing it a lot!

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Cucukolding Fun

My husband has always had a smaller than average cock, so I was used to seeking my pleasure elsewhere, but last week he came to me with an unexpected situation. He said his boss had his eye on me and the only way he’d give my husband the promotion he was aiming for was if I’d agree to sleep with his boss, and he didn’t know if this would be an issue, since the boss also happened to be black. I’d never had a big, black cock before, but was curious, so I knew for the sake of our finances, I’d have to go through with it.

The promotion was well worth it, I could find lots of ways to spend that extra money, so I said sure, tell him to come over tonight and I will fuck him. I’d never seen so large of a cock before, but I knew I had to do it, so I walked into the bedroom and bent over for the big, black boss, and I swear that cock must have been nearly eleven inches long. I braced myself and had him use a lot of lube. My hubby sat on the sidelines and watched his boss fuck me. The boss didn’t really like him, but knew he was the most qualified for the job, so the fact that him fucking me was also going to humiliate my tiny dicked hubby was a real bonus to the boss, I’m sure.

I took it, inch by inch and was able to, just barely. He really gave my cunt a good pounding and I was sore for days afterwards it was so big, but hubby got the raise and promotion, and his boss had gotten to humiliate him in fucking his wife, so they both got what they wanted. I knew I’d have extra money to work with, so we all benefited.

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