Perverted Priests, Nasty Nuns & Masturbating Ministers

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Some people that were raised in religious households grow up to have a religious blasphemy fetish and like the idea of doing sexual things with priests or nuns. Perhaps some of them were molested by them as kids and it’s now twisted around into a fetish for them. Others have rebelled against religion entirely and religious blasphemy has become like them saying fuck it to religion in general.

Some like to fantasize about the nuns and priests together, with nuns with nuns and priests with priests, or priests and nuns together. As an atheist, this all seems beyond absurd to me, yet there are some that are really into it and in many cases their family still is and they have just turned against it and driven sex into it. Over the years a few men of the cloth have called and it was always odd to talk to an active man of the cloth that liked me to take the Lord’s name in vain as they were masturbating and were saying how their congregation would never believe they;d be doing anything like this.

There’s been a handful of them that have called and had real issues with this desire in them and of course their wives had no idea, in most of the cases they were in sexless marriages entirely, a very double existence they had of the pillar of the community no one would think would be calling a phone sex line, and a religious blasphemy addict on private. Some callers just were brainwashed at Catholic school and this was some sort of rebellion about that in general. It really does take al kinds, but ones into this fetish come from religious backgrounds.

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Belly Button Torture

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Now cock and ball torture is nearly run of the mill in the phone sex world, it’s kind of funny to talk about torturing these guys cocks and balls, since when you’re mad at someone or want to seek revenge, it’s almost natural to think of extracting that revenge on their most sensitive parts they have. We ladies however do not have cocks and balls, so as amusing as it can seem, we are removed from it.

Navel torture is a whole other story, since we all have navels, male or female, so it’s not something we’d want inflicted on us, so it’s a bit hard to find the pleasure in that, since it seems like a horrible thing to have done to you. As with all fetishes, some like to do it to themselves, others want to practice it upon others, which if you have their consent, fine, but it’s a nightmare provoker for me.

It almost borders on self impalement, which would be fatal. I cannot understand the appeal of injuring oneself to the point of pain or drawing blood and having this bring pleasure, it just is horrifying to most people I would assume. I can’t say in all the years of calls anyone mentioning navel torture, but if you search online, there’s no shortage of videos and all kinds of sites devoted to it. Personally, I’d go to great pains to make sure nothing impaled my belly button, or go poking around in it. Navel fetishists that are into the navel for kissing, licking, caressing, that’s one thing, but sticking things in there and the like, no thank you! Many cultures eroticise the navel and have it pierced for jewelry, if you have a flat stomach, why not, but for pain alone, pretty disturbing.

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Wanna Look?

One thing many callers tell me is they like to masturbate in public, I often caution them to be careful, as this could result in arrest, but they always say it’s not likely they’d be caught. The risk, the thrill of being seen, it often proves too much arousal for them to take, so public nudity and masturbation often follows for these men.

Some will stay in their cars, I cannot even count how many pull over into parking lots or on the side of a street and masturbate hoping someone will walk by and see them and even stay to watch. Several claim women will see and stop to watch, which I find hard to believe, but they fantasize about it in any case. Car masturbation is very common and going on around us at all times in one location or another, it is a certainty. One claims he often parks by a hospital so the young nurses will walk by and watch him, as if seeing naked patients all day doesn’t give them their fill of nudity!

Flashers and public masturbators are always out there, you just have to be aware of it, ignore them and not give them the attention they so badly crave. Stroking one out at the beach or the mall is the turn on for these guys and they are always looking for an audience and some have told me they do have arrest records for getting caught doing such things in public. I hope it’s worth it to them.

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Adding Sexual Variety To The New Year

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One of the things people usually try to do every new year is make some new years resolutions. Why not have one of them be to spice up you and your partners sex lives? Even if you have no partner and masturbation is all you’ve got, there are certainly ways to spice up that masturbation routine.

Have you tried phone sex? Escorts? Cam sex? There’s lots of different things, some less expensive and safer than others, but all are for the same purpose, to enhance your orgasm and make it better, hotter and more intense and varied than the same old routine. Sex toys are an excellent way and the most affordable way to try something different. Tired of your hand for jerk off sessions? Get a Fleshlight or similar type of masturbator and see how that compares to your hand. It can change things up once in a while.

The new year is the perfect time to try something new. Phone sex is very much still around and a wonderful way to add some interaction to your masturbation routine. Watching porn is not interactive, it’s contrived and fake. Phone sex can be intimate and sensual and you and another person verbally exploring one another’s fantasies and describing what you would do to one another if you were with the other person. Trying something new can be exciting, go ahead and see what new sexual enhancement works for you. You might have a far better orgasm using a toy than just your fingers. Some even use vegetables instead of toys.

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Little Diaper Boy

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One of the new callers I’ve talked to a few times has an odd combination of fetishes. He has giantess fetish, where the women are several times larger than the men, and ABDL fetish, where grown men are wearing diapers and messing in them. So the men are extra child like due to their size, they are indeed grown men, but very small, the women are giants, and they are wearing messy diapers and having accidents in them.

He has quite an involved and lengthy fantasy involving several characters and a couple of men that have accidents and the women are able to “adopt” these grown men and become their caretakers. They all live in a condo building and get people’s attentions in the confined space of the elevator when their dirty diapers alert everyone they have had an accident and the elevator starts to smell, my, what charming scenarios some of these men concoct. These grown men will be babied and carried around and changed against their will, even though they claim they can change themselves, but obviously they are being neglectful if once filled they are not changing them and everyone can smell them coming.

He tells me some tale about his health being bad and needing to wear the diapers for medical reasons, I don’t buy it, and that this elaborate fantasy came about from having to wear them. He likely just wants to and uses some fake illness claim as a reason. He’s not the only ABDL caller to make that claim, it seems a common step they take in laying out their fantasy, so you won’t “blame them” for wearing the diapers. It’s a guilt mechanism some use. They do have their odd quirks in their reasonings.

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