Today I was talking to a client that has long been into using dildos on himself. He had funnier stories today than usual. First of all, he went on to tell me how since his youth he has loved toys up his ass and how his first one, get this, he was a magician’s assistant and one day got he urge to lube up the magic wand and slide it up his ass, which he did. I said I hoped the poor magician never touched it without gloved hands again….
Then as he was using his little pink dildo on our call, something interrupted him and he had to go see what one of the dogs was doing, so he removed his toy and placed it on the coffee table (wife out of town), horrifying to think what ones place on their tables…Then to make matters worse, one of the dogs ran in and got the used dildo off of the table and ran away with it in his teeth and then started licking his chops with his master’s ass juices all over the vibe. He was laughing at the entire incident bemoaning the fact he’d have to go wash it off before resuming using it again. I said what about the poor ass mouthed dog, shouldn’t his mouth be cleaned. He laughed and said the dog was still licking his chops. Good grief…..
These are the sorts of comical misadventures that ensue during calls with people with dogs roaming free as they masturbate. I was on a phone date once masturbating and a 20 lb cat ran over my stomach knocking the wind out of me, so I understand how comedy can ensue at the least inopportune moments. Gotta love the pets!
