Toilet Slave

What you may ask just exactly is a “toilet slave?” It’s beyond disgusting, that’s what it is, yet some callers do wish to talk about the grossest of the gross, which this definitely falls into. They want a woman to either sit on their face directly, or squat over them and well, you can guess what they want the woman to do. Now not all ladies will do all calls, personally this is not a topic I’d be discussing myself, but some will be happy to entertain you and talk about you “drinking their golden nectar.” I’m sure you get the idea.

Years ago shortly after I became an operator someone called and asked if I’d talk about “watersports.” I could only think of water polo, yes, I’m serious, and told them I couldn’t possibly understand what water polo had to do with phone sex. Needless to say, they didn’t call, they’d messaged me beforehand. A few months later a man asked if I was ok discussing “hard sports.” Again, I had no clue what he was talking about, so I looked it up online. Nope, not talking about shit, thank you very much. How ones can be drawn to such topics, I’d never be able to grasp, but some do indeed wish to talk about these things while jerking off.

Many men that call are submissive, and love the idea of a dominant woman relieving themselves on them and slurping up their “leavings.” One caller told me he’d love to be tied up in the back of a van, naked, helpless, restrained by ropes in a parking lot and have a woman come into the back of the van and shit on him. He also wanted to receive golden showers in a hotel bathtub. Nope. Not for me, sorry, not going there.

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Searching for Guys to Suck

One of the more common calls is guys calling to talk about all the other guys they suck off or fuck. It’s like it’s some great feather in their cap to announce they’ve been looking on Tinder all night for some stranger to use them. The ones that call are always, always the submissive ones looking to do the sucking or getting fucked. Bottoms, the lot of them. One called almost in tears a while ago since he’d not been able to find anyone tonight online. I asked if they all just basically used him and he said yes. That’s how he wanted it.

They aren’t looking for boyfriends, or steady guys to play with, they are seeking casual sex only and usually with different random people each and every time. One said the last guy he was with was black and his dick must have been ten inches. He didn’t seem amused when I asked him if he was prepared to spend his later years in diapers for all the anal leakage that was going to be coming his way. Be a fag, but don’t complain to anyone about the consequences of your leaky ass from all the stretching out it’s gotten!

So many want to impress the operator with all their tales of how many men have used them, the size cocks and or dildos they can accommodate. Do they really think we are impressed by this info? Most of us are grossed out and feel pity for their pathetic selves. They likely can’t go home and brag to their mama about what they get up to, so they feel the need to tell someone, even if it’s someone that will mock them and tell them how gross and pathetic they really are and that their actions will catch up with them eventually.

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He Wants His Girlfriend’s Mom

I had a call from a young man and he’s got the hots for his girlfriend’s mom. She’s in her early sixties, but he said she’s in really good shape and looks younger. He said she’s always complimenting him on his physique and how good he looks and hugging him and running her hands over his six pack abs and his muscular arms. He thinks she would be open to a pass should he make one. He said he’s been with a couple of older ladies before and enjoyed himself, but she’d be the oldest one. He wondered if he should proceed.

So he wanted me to roleplay being her and coming on to him. His girlfriend would be out, but he wouldn’t know it, so he goes over looking for her and the hot older mom answers and says she’s out with friends fro the evening, but he’s welcome to come in and visit with her. Well of course things quickly take a naughty turn and they end up getting it on. First with the hot mom asking if she can see his dick, since she’s never seen a bulge that large before and he says of course, so that evolves into a hand job, then a blow job.

Then with her riding his young, big dick. The girlfriend doesn’t come home, so no shock of being caught, just a hot night with the older woman that so appreciates his body. He likes going over there to pick his girlfriend up, since he knows it means seeing the mom that always has her hands on him when he’s there. She must like the attention. I sure wouldn’t like it if I was the girlfriend and saw my mom pawing at my boyfriend, but the horny old gal is maybe being discrete about it and not being so obvious in front of her daughter. There’s lots of horny cougars on the make that wouldn’t think anything of putting the moves on their daughter’s man.

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It’s How Big?

It goes without saying many men on the phone lie about their penis size. Some of their estimates of size when asked are beyond laughable. Some will say eleven or twelve inches, but some real dreamers have actually said their cock is two and a half feet long. One said his dick was so long it went down his pant leg and he tucked the tip of it into his sock. You seldom forget such laughable claims, and they say it with such conviction. They are straightfaced as they declare their outlandish statements. Of course we are laughing at them and their wishful lies.

The small penis guys are a treat in comparison. They like to be made fun of for their tiny cocks, but the ones that say their cocks are the size of a salami are in their own league. I guess they want to think women are fantasizing about men with a two and half foot long penis. We aren’t, trust me. The idea is insane, yet they think it somehow makes them more manly and better than a man of average size. You can’t reason with a lunatic. It’s just part of the job to listen to such claims.

Some are obsessed with frequent measuring of their cocks, though how much they think it could realistically change from one measuring to the next is anyone’s guess. You really do hear all kinds of things from men that are obsessed with their cock sizes. Ones asking about surgeries to make it bigger, injections to make it thicker, there’s no end to the nonsense. I’ve often thought if the little dick guys woke up with an eight inch cock tomorrow they’d have a full blow identity crises on their hands, since their identity and value as a person in their mind is so tied up in their cock size to them. It’s bizarre.

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The Sounds of Sex

There’s so many sounds associated with phone sex. You have the guys that have a need for just listening to moaning. They are easy in one way and difficult in another. You don’t need to think of anything to say when they just ask for moaning and groaning, but breathing that way can be physically taxing and almost make you feel like you’re going to pass out when it’s not happening naturally. They will however say, “just moan for me,” so they are easy to please. The breathing, moaning sounds is enough for them to get off to.

Then you have the ones that make disgusting noises themselves, they seem to think that slurping sounds is exciting the operator. In reality, we are restraining ourselves from telling you to stop it, since it’s so gross. Many times if we do tell them to cut it out, they get insulted and hang up. It’s so weird they’d think anyone wants to listen to that under any circumstances to begin with. Some want grunting, again, easy, but the odd breathing patterns can make you feel faint after a few moments. Slapping sounds, easy, just clapping your hands together. That flesh against flesh sounds to simulate enthusiastic fucking noises really gets some going.

Some want you to provide “wet pussy sounds” which can be simulated in any number of ways, but don’t think for a moment it’s real, it’s a grand annoyance to have to make such ridiculous sounds for someone that’s not satisfied by descriptive words, so maybe listen to some ASMR audios before calling, or have them playing in the background when you do. Many are watching porn when they call, you can hear the overly animated moans in the background when they call. Sounds are important for stimulation, makes you wonder how the deaf can get as aroused since they cannot hear any of these things.

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