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Surprise Wake Up

Sometimes sex can be a surprise we aren’t counting on at all. Like an unexpected gift that comes our way. I’d told my roommate I was going away for the weekend. That had been good timing she said, since her … Continue reading

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The Horizontal Tango

I felt like I was in a rut, so I decided to sign up for some dancing lessons. Tango ones in particular. Watching Dancing With the Stars inspired me, I guess. So I signed up and went to a lesson … Continue reading

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Granny’s Gray Hairy Pussy

One caller has been quite preoccupied with his grandma’s gray hairy pussy. He talks about it every single time he calls. He’s twenty one he claims, and thinks about what it would be like to lick grandma’s hairy pussy and … Continue reading

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Pervy Santa

I went to the first of several Christmas parties this weekend and a man was there dressed as Santa, a paid entertainer. He looked quite the part, but he was a pervert. All the women went and sat on his … Continue reading

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Tell Me How You Masturbate

Many callers like to quiz phone girls about our masturbation habits, and it’s actually fun to be able to talk about such things openly, when in your real life you’d not likely be sharing that info in everyday conversation with … Continue reading

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