You often hear of men choosing to masturbate with unusual items during phone sex calls. The other day though I heard of an item being used I’d never heard of before being used in ones masturbation. A suitcase. A hard shelled suitcase to be exact. I’m not quite sure how erotic a piece of luggage could be. It’s not soft, it’s not erotic, it’s not sexy, yet this man said he was watching porn and had a suitcase nearby. Not sure if he’d recently made a quick trip out of town and hadn’t unpacked yet, or what. He said he got some paper towel, laid it on top and climbed on and humped it.
Now this man has called many times using toys of various types. Fleshlights, pocket pussies, his hand, leaning against a desk and holding his cock down and humping it. But a suitcase? I was speechless at the choice of items. Surely ones hand would be preferable to luggage? Not much surprises me anymore. Now that Halloween is almost upon us, many men turn to the humble, inexpensive choice of a pumpkin to fuck. Bizarre though that choice might be, it seems more natural a choice than luggage.
It’s natural, soft, the inside of it slippery and wet. You can cut a hole to size. I can understand a pumpkin. I cannot understand choosing a suitcase. In fact, I told him to buy a pumpkin the next time he’s at the store to give it a try. He seemed shocked at such a suggestion though. Yet a suitcase seemed a good choice in his odd mind. He is one of the stranger ones that calls. I’ll never look at a suitcase the same way again. The odd choices that horny men can make never cease to amaze me.
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