It goes without saying many men on the phone lie about their penis size. Some of their estimates of size when asked are beyond laughable. Some will say eleven or twelve inches, but some real dreamers have actually said their cock is two and a half feet long. One said his dick was so long it went down his pant leg and he tucked the tip of it into his sock. You seldom forget such laughable claims, and they say it with such conviction. They are straightfaced as they declare their outlandish statements. Of course we are laughing at them and their wishful lies.
The small penis guys are a treat in comparison. They like to be made fun of for their tiny cocks, but the ones that say their cocks are the size of a salami are in their own league. I guess they want to think women are fantasizing about men with a two and half foot long penis. We aren’t, trust me. The idea is insane, yet they think it somehow makes them more manly and better than a man of average size. You can’t reason with a lunatic. It’s just part of the job to listen to such claims.
Some are obsessed with frequent measuring of their cocks, though how much they think it could realistically change from one measuring to the next is anyone’s guess. You really do hear all kinds of things from men that are obsessed with their cock sizes. Ones asking about surgeries to make it bigger, injections to make it thicker, there’s no end to the nonsense. I’ve often thought if the little dick guys woke up with an eight inch cock tomorrow they’d have a full blow identity crises on their hands, since their identity and value as a person in their mind is so tied up in their cock size to them. It’s bizarre.
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