The Horse Aroused Him

I never grew up on a farm, so I cannot really know what it must have been like, but several callers over the years have mentioned they did, and that they would get aroused watching the horses. Some have even confessed to touching the horses dicks. So many pervs out there. In horse sperm collection, men actually have to jerk the horses off to collect the semen samples. Now that is their job, most are likely not getting aroused by it, but some that live on or were raised on farms have and do. One said he and his wife went to his brothers farm one weekend when they were away, agreeing to feed and look after the animals. They did a bit more than feed them. His wife masturbated the horse.

Oh the things people tell you in this phone sex job, it’s incredible. Some men have let horses fuck them and literally been killed doing so, their innards burst from the sheer size of the animals penis. Some are just too curious for their own good. There’s no shortage of porn sites out there that cater to these horse aficionados to watch while their jerk their dicks off. Many are tiny dicked themselves, and marvel at the sheer size of the beasts organ in comparison to their own shriveled member.

I guess being raised around livestock must make them a bit different. Ones not raised around them just don’t seem to mention them this way, other than ones that want to get into talking about dogs, but that’s hardly in the same category as livestock. For some, animals will always be that forbidden topic they like to fantasize about or have perhaps even gotten some private one on one carnal knowledge about they like to share on the phone with a safe, anonymous stranger.

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Big Cock, Small Balls

Some of the things callers mention are very odd, yet important to them. Of course when a man with a small penis calls, he can often suffer from low self esteem, little to no confidence with women. A man called today with a bit of an unusual concern though and wanted to know if many women would be concerned with his issue. He said his cock was larger than average, yet his balls were smaller than average. No woman had ever mentioned any perceived abnormality to him or complained of his performance. It seemed to be all in his head that this was a concern.

I said do you think a woman would rather have a man with a large set of balls and a small penis, or a larger than average penis with small balls? Considering they do not put their balls inside the woman, I’d think the balls were honestly of little concern, yet he was obsessed with the size of them. Granted, he did not send a picture, so I could not make an adequate judgment, but as long as the cock is average or in his case larger than average, why would anyone even think this is something to be concerned about?

It’s funny how ones can obsess over some perceived flaw even though no one else has ever mentioned it, yet people do become fixated on something that only they seem to think is an issue. You could have balls the size of coconuts and what good are they going to do a woman? We can’t fuck them, they don’t really give us any physical pleasure, so why the concern in the first place over testicle size? People are indeed odd with the things they become overly focused on that no one else even really notices.

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Swordfight

One thing many callers talk about is their same sex adventures. People I’ve mentioned this to see shocked they’d be calling women to confess these things. It would seem more natural for them to be calling other men if their sexual interests indeed lie with other men. It would seem to make sense, yet they for the most part do not seem to do so. Shocking numbers of them are married and the poor, clueless wives have no idea what they are being exposed to. One activity some mention they do along with oral and anal sex is rubbing their cocks together.

That can at times be the starting off point. Many reveal they did that in their teens with friends of theirs after simply jerking off together got a bit old hat. Then of course things usually progress to oral and sometimes, but not always, anal sex. The need for these men to confess these needs to women, often an older woman for acceptance, is telling. Many have the desire for a mother like figure to give her approval, and even if you are most certainly not their mother, or are even close to the actual age of the caller, they seem to like that. They seem much more willing to confess these deeds to a middle aged lady than a college age girl.

Rubbing their cocks together often gets them super aroused, the fact someone is jerking themselves off as well as them, the cum and precum making it extra slippery, drives them wild. One caller has mentioned using a pocket pussy like toy with two openings he and his “friend” use so their cocks are both rubbing against one another inside and after they both cum, it’s very gooey and slippery. Yet most do not see themselves as gay in the slightest. Odd the lies ones tell to themselves that are so obvious to others.

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He Fucked in a Hearse

Needless to say, clients of all varieties call. Everyone from truckers, IT guys, doctors, lawyers, and yes, undertakers. Or as they call them nowadays, funeral directors. This man was telling me how when he was just starting out, one of the first jobs he had was driving a hearse at his family’s funeral parlor. He said they would have been furious had they known he and his first girlfriend fucked a few times in the hearse. In the front seat, girl on top, quickie. It was a pretty odd story. He was however young, horny and had limited places he and his girlfriend had where they could fuck, both living at home.

Having sex in a body wagon, I dunno, not very sexy if you ask me, but desperate times call for desperate measures he said. No one ever found out, and it was only a few times before he got his own apartment, but he said it was the weirdest place he ever fucked anyone, and that is not difficult to believe. They knew sometimes she’d ride with him in the hearse up front, but they didn’t know anything else was going on. He said one time they were driving a body to another town over an hour away and she gave him a blow job as he drove. The body was in the casket in the back of the hearse.

When you’re young, many times you aren’t exactly thinking long term, what sorts of things could have gone wrong had they been in an accident or gotten caught, or even if just the family found out about it. It certainly would not have made the family business look good to have been caught having sex in an empty or worse, full hearse. So many odd confessions ones make about their sexual exploits.

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Sexy Shoplifters

A caller tonight revealed he works in some kind of a thrift shop and two teenage girls came in and shoplifted a few items. He said he was incredibly aroused watching them do so. Very odd to be aroused by witnessing such an act, but people do have their different kinks. He didn’t let them know he’d seen them or call the cops, he let them get away with it and leave. He apparently had a raging hard on after they left. I think he closed up pretty soon afterwards and then went home and called me to jerk off about it.

Many men in a position of authority would have the opportunity to exploit a woman in this situation. A store owner might say they won’t press charges if they are “granted a favor,” or something along that line. Blackmail for sex is one of the oldest tricks in the book, and for good reason, because it works. In today’s world with everyone calling out sexual harassment, the chances of getting called out are very high, so not worth the risk in most cases. Some however will no doubt be able to get away with it. They need to weigh each individual situation and its risk factor.

There’s apparently no shortage of porn that shows just this sort of situation. Same thing for the scenario of the landlord about to kick out the poor, single woman, but then changing his mind if she has regular sex with him. That sort of fantasy is so common, it’s incredible. Same for the boss going to fire the employee unless she offers herself up to him. Same fantasy, slightly different scenes to get there. Men like to be in control, and that kind of a fantasy gives them that control they love and desire so much.

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