Masturbating Alone on New Year’s Eve

Some people are not in a relationship. Hell, a LOT of people are not in a relationship, so what do they do on a night like New Year’s Eve, Christmas Eve or Valentine’s Day? There’s not a doubt, those can be difficult days for the single among us. Some men will call phone sex lines on those days especially for just that reason, they have no one. There’s lots of ladies to choose from no matter the day of the year, because quite frankly, many of the ladies are in the same situation. Not all of us have husbands or boyfriends, many are single for a variety of reasons, so there’s always someone to answer the phones.

Guys can get lonely and horny no matter what the day is. Sometimes it can be nice to talk to another person and relate on some topic you have in common. Not everyone is looking to masturbate when they call, so to have a nice conversation can make both people a little less lonely. Yes, it would be nice to have a wonderful evening of hot sex with a gorgeous person, but that’s just not reality for many people, so sometimes taking care of your own physical needs via masturbation is just simply going to have to do.

Lots of guys masturbate daily, sometimes more than once, so holiday or no holiday, they are going to be rubbing one out. Has your cock cum recently? Are you feeling that need, that desire? Sometimes masturbation is just a whole lot easier than dealing with another person’s needs at all. You can concentrate on your own pleasure and not have to be concerned about anyone else’s. There’s nothing wrong with that. Your cock will thank you, and you’ll feel a whole lot more relaxed when you’re finished.

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Christmas with the Perverts

Horniness knows no season, guys get horny every day of the year, that’s just a fact of life. Christmas with the perverts can be the same as any other day of the year, with a few Santa Claus jokes tossed in for good measure. One has called for hours and hours this week. Non sex talk, and he was drunk in the early afternoon. We all love the drunks, since they stay on longer and get all emotional and possibly even cry about events in the past. This one was very colorful though, with a manic depressive girlfriend that’s locked up in the nuthouse for the holidays, so he’s home drinking and fretting about it.

You certainly do get all kinds over the holidays. Ones that never might call, but loneliness has driven them to call strangers for some tea and sympathy. They aren’t really looking for sexy talk at all, just some company on a snowy night and to talk about years past and how much better things were. I sure can’t beat them there, other Christmases certainly were better, decades ago. It’s not hard to talk about the years that were happier, these current ones sure suck, not a doubt about that.

Phone sex girls aren’t just there for sexy talk, we can help with the lonely guys as well. Not just over the holidays, but other days when ones get to thinking about happier times. Some have become widowers or divorced, some never married at all, their kids might be too far away to conveniently travel to go and see, and travel itself has become not worth the hassle at all. So you can’t blame them for staying home and being alone when it’s easier all round, but it is the loneliest option as well. Many can’t wait for it to all be over. The New Year is almost here.

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All I Want for Christmas is Two Hard Cocks

I love threesomes, I’ve had several before. I told my boyfriend all I wanted for Christmas was two hard cocks, again! He contacted his friend that we’ve played with before and he was happy to come by for another evening of debauchery. I was on the bed wearing a Santa hat and a bit of lingerie, looking my usually seductive self. We started out by kissing and touching and pretty soon I was on all fours with my boyfriends friends cock buried balls deep into my shaved pussy. He has a really thick cock, and I love getting fucked by a thick one that stretches me open so far.

I then started to suck on my boyfriends cock as I was getting fucked. There’s absolutely nothing like the feeling of getting two cocks in you at once. One on my pussy, one down my throat. I felt like such a slut servicing them both at once. I reached underneath and rubbed my clit as I was getting aggressively pounded, and was gagging on that hard cock down my throat. I was then filled up with cum at both ends. I loved it. We took a short break for a while and had some wine and conversation, then went back to fucking.

Then I rode my boyfriends cock while his friend fucked my ass. The double penetration was hot. Talk about being stretched out. I could feel both cocks moving inside of me at the same time, only a thin membrane of me in between those thrusting cocks. They could feel each others cocks as well. It feels really naughty to get fucked and used like that by two men at the same time. It really was a Christmas to remember. I think it won’t be too long of a time until we entertain like this again, I love it.

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The Christmas Whore

A client was telling me recently he got himself an early Christmas present. He got himself an escort for the evening. He’s not good at attracting women, has limited social skills, but he makes a good living. Lots of geeks would fall into that category, so a few times a year he treats himself to an upscale escort. He pays a service to decorate his fancy home he lives in by himself. He enjoys the holidays and has family and business associates over, so he likes to enjoy the season. He was telling me about his evening the other night with her. He’s going away during the week of Christmas until New Year’s, so does his entertaining earlier in the month.

He opened the door and a pretty woman was standing there in fishnets and a Santa like short dress and a Santa hat. He ushered her in and they had a drink and chatted a bit before going up to the bedroom. He loves getting blow jobs, so I knew that’s what he’d say she did first. He sat on the edge of the bed and leaned back on his hands and she unzipped him and got his cock out and began to drool and suck it and kiss it all over.

After having her do that, he hand her slip off her clothes and he bent her over the bed for a little doggy style action. He loves women’s asses, so he likes to fuck them from behind and look at them as he pounds his cock into her. The soft, white globes of flesh as he calls them. He likes to watch a nice round ass juggle with every thrust into her pussy. His balls slapping against her pussy lips as he then empties his balls into her. They fucked all night. The Christmas whore he called her, as I laughed. He will likely spring for another one around Valentine’s Day, but this will keep him happy for a while at least.

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Hot Homecoming

My husband had been away on business far too long, nearly three months. We’d had phone sex regularly when he was away, but I was counting the days until he came back and we could give one another a proper fuck. I love his cock and missed it terribly, I knew he felt the same about my pussy. The night he was due back I had his favorite meal I’d prepared waiting and some new lingerie laid out I’d gotten just to look like a pretty present for him to unwrap after dinner and some conversation about his trip away.

I was so horny for him, I suggested we save dessert for after our lovemaking, since I couldn’t wait a moment longer for his cock, and I also didn’t want to feel overly full. That can make sex not that great if you’re stuffed full of food and you just want to digest in peace. He agreed. We moved to the bedroom and he loved my new lingerie I’d gotten just for him. It was soon a pile on the floor and we were both naked and very horny after three months apart from one another. He said he could wait to taste my pussy after so long. He always does a fantastic job of making me cum with that tongue of his.

I writhed underneath him until he made me cum so hard, then he slid into me and fucked me so hard I came again. We exhausted one another with our all night fuckathon we had. Absence really does make the heart grow fonder. His cock just rubbed against my clit with very stroke he made into me, making me feel so good with each and every thrust. I swear, he came even more than usual into my pussy. It was a wonderful homecoming.

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