There’s many ways to masturbate, food is just one of them, there’s no shortage of pics online of people masturbating with food, bananas, cucumbers, al kinds of things people seem to stick into themselves. It’s not the best idea, the pesticides used on most vegetables and fruits are not something you want to be introducing to your insides. One caller used to use cucumbers and carrots since he was afraid what would happen if his wife ever found a dildo, and he loved sticking things up his ass. Just please don’t eat the veggies after if you stick them into your body.
Toys are wonderful things to masturbate with if you love penetration when you play with yourself, some are flexible enough that they like to insert their own fingers into themselves and many guys are even into the ass to mouth licking of themselves after sticking their fingers in, some are such dirty bastards for sure.
No scene epitomizes fun with food more than the Nine and a Half Weeks scene in front of the fridge, food play can definitely get things playful and sexy real quick. Sex is about fun and intimacy, and being playful with things like whipped cream and chocolate body paints, all kinds of naughty things, can make things even more special. I recall when I was a kid and my mom would get Forum magazine and I’d find them and read them, a story someone had sent in about getting hamburgers and bringing them home from the pickup joint and tearing them up and stuffing them, still warm, hopefully not too hot, into his girlfriend’s pussy and eating them out from between her pussy lips, now that’s a bit messy, but it’s a story I’ve remembered for literally decades.
