Needless to say, clients of all varieties call. Everyone from truckers, IT guys, doctors, lawyers, and yes, undertakers. Or as they call them nowadays, funeral directors. This man was telling me how when he was just starting out, one of the first jobs he had was driving a hearse at his family’s funeral parlor. He said they would have been furious had they known he and his first girlfriend fucked a few times in the hearse. In the front seat, girl on top, quickie. It was a pretty odd story. He was however young, horny and had limited places he and his girlfriend had where they could fuck, both living at home.
Having sex in a body wagon, I dunno, not very sexy if you ask me, but desperate times call for desperate measures he said. No one ever found out, and it was only a few times before he got his own apartment, but he said it was the weirdest place he ever fucked anyone, and that is not difficult to believe. They knew sometimes she’d ride with him in the hearse up front, but they didn’t know anything else was going on. He said one time they were driving a body to another town over an hour away and she gave him a blow job as he drove. The body was in the casket in the back of the hearse.
When you’re young, many times you aren’t exactly thinking long term, what sorts of things could have gone wrong had they been in an accident or gotten caught, or even if just the family found out about it. It certainly would not have made the family business look good to have been caught having sex in an empty or worse, full hearse. So many odd confessions ones make about their sexual exploits.
