Pass The Belt

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How does a blistering spanking grab you? A lot of men are into being spanked. Get out the paddles and riding crops and hairbrushes and wooden spoons that have been soaked in water. So many are into spanking, makes me wonder what their mom’s did to them to leave them with such an obsession for it decades later after the fact.

I clap my hands to simulate spanking noises for many, many callers, it’s kind of a specialty of mine. I apparently clap louder than others do and administer very crisp, clean, hard spankings. It’s my pleasure to be of service to the boys out there so in need of some firm, corporal punishment. Love taps are fine for some, but others want one so firm it will leave marks on their skin for days. Some even call in for birthday spankings and I spank them for each year, just like when they were kids.

I think the fact a spanking takes place on the buttocks is what sexualizes it. In school before they did away with the strap, the strap was administered on outstretched hands, not at all sexual, and I have yet to hear from one caller that wants to talk about having the palms of their hands strapped. In some Asian countries, the strikes are on the bottoms of the bare feet, which must hurt like hell, also a non sexual area. Not sure how many are into spanking for arousal that were not spanked as kids or if it is appealing even if there’s no memories associated with it. Pass the belt now, I have work to do.

 

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The Language Of Arousal

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Language for many men is an important component of phone sex. Not just that you talk explicitly, but use words that they wish to hear. Some are very specific about the words they need to hear. Some want cock, not dick, to some only the proper anatomical names will do. Only penis, never cock or dick. Some English callers only want willy used, it’s funny how particular they are. Some only want cunt, not pussy, and if you slip up they will correct you so the error is pointed out and it’s less likely to happen again.

The way things are said is important to someone’s state of arousal to most, yet I have read that it’s the tone of voice and its actual sound that is retained when ones look back on conversations. I have had men tell me they could get aroused listening to me read the phone book, and that’s the thing that is arousing to them, the voice, not what it’s saying. I do have some callers that actually ask for everyday chit chat rather than sexual conversation, they are just happy to hear a female voice talking to them, it’s not the words that are important.

Some are obsessed with words though, and want you to repeat the same word or phrase over and over again. I have heard other women mention this as well. Such as the man that wants to hear the word, “feet”, over and over again. Some words act as a key into their mind unlocking a particular part of their mind that gives them great pleasure. It’s unusual the different things that turn men on, so many quirky things they can be so specific about and nothing less will do.

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Let Me Hear You Go Pee

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“Let me hear you go pee…”, I kid you not, I have heard this, not only from clients but from a personal phone partner as well. Clients I expect anything from, they seldom shock me, but from a personal partner I was a bit surprised. I still haven’t done it yet, but may, haven’t decided yet. I suppose it can’t really hurt for one to listen in on the phone while I go pee, but I fail to understand the appeal. Guys are into crazy things for sure. I can only imagine what he’d ask in real life if I was there with him.

So many are into more extreme things, makes me wonder where things went wrong that it’s an interest at all, but then I do also realize it’s harmless, just a bit odd unless both partners share said interest. When ones share a fetish or fantasy, it must be like heaven, one not always feeling the weirdo and trying to have to convince the other more vanilla one to go along with their possibly seemingly deviant desire. Compatibility is so important, and unless you’re both on the same page, one will always be dissatisfied and the other always feeling they are being pushed to do something they really do not want to do.

I asked him why he wanted to hear me go pee and he said it was an intimate act and he wanted to be a part of that, even if only by listening over the phone. It boggles my mind really, such a request would never enter my head in a million years, it just wouldn’t. I guess guys just have a different idea of what’s intimate, silly me, I’d rather he tell me he loves me even though it’s pretend, that feels intimate even if it’s not real, but he asks to hear me pee….Men!

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On Pins And Needles

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This next fetish gives a whole new meaning to the word pindick. I talked to a man today that was jabbing needles into his cock and balls. Cock and ball torture is fairly popular among callers, but haven’t ever talked to one sticking himself with needles. Apparently it was a new interest in this caller, of less than 6 weeks. He’d seen some porn that intrigued him and decided that this was just the thing to do.

Ones into BDSM often like the pleasure with pain route for sexual encounters, and for self gratification as well. I guess for some it’s like sweet ‘n sour, one enhances the other and makes it all the more worthwhile. There’s some quite graphic depictions online of balls practically being used in a pin cushion capacity, stuck with dozens of needles. This guy was just using one as I told him where to stick it, then he’d pull it out and stick it in another place I told him to. He said the needle was so fine and sharp there really wasn’t much pain to it really, but still, doesn’t sound like a pleasant thing to be doing. He then asked if I’d ever considered getting my clit pierced. Um, that’s a NO.

I rather enjoy cock and ball torture calls, I can put my devious mind to good use and envision doing these dastardly deeds to ones in my life that I feel would deserve such treatment. No shortage of them, that’s for sure!

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Doggy Dildo

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Today I was talking to a client that has long been into using dildos on himself. He had funnier stories today than usual. First of all, he went on to tell me how since his youth he has loved toys up his ass and how his first one, get this, he was a magician’s assistant and one day got he urge to lube up the magic wand and slide it up his ass, which he did. I said I hoped the poor magician never touched it without gloved hands again….

Then as he was using his little pink dildo on our call, something interrupted him and he had to go see what one of the dogs was doing, so he removed his toy and placed it on the coffee table (wife out of town), horrifying to think what ones place on their tables…Then to make matters worse, one of the dogs ran in and got the used dildo off of the table and ran away with it in his teeth and then started licking his chops with his master’s ass juices all over the vibe. He was laughing at the entire incident bemoaning the fact he’d have to go wash it off before resuming using it again. I said what about the poor ass mouthed dog, shouldn’t his mouth be cleaned. He laughed and said the dog was still licking his chops. Good grief…..

These are the sorts of comical misadventures that ensue during calls with people with dogs roaming free as they masturbate. I was on a phone date once masturbating and a 20 lb cat ran over my stomach knocking the wind out of me, so I understand how comedy can ensue at the least inopportune moments. Gotta love the pets!

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