Twisted Sister

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Sharon

What guy doesn’t look at a flexible gymnast and wonder what he could do with that? I’d think most wonder what sorts of wild and wonderful positions they could try out with such a flexible gal.

There is contortionist porn out there with people literally turning themselves this way and that for some topsy turvy sex. Oh to be so flexible….

Just think of the adventures of legs and arms going this way and that. The deeper penetration that could much more easily be accomplished if one could have not the normal limitations. Joints that can go further than the average. Such limber gals also enjoy the perks their flexibilities give them, no doubt.

Sex is good for normal people, I can just imagine how much more good for ones that are uber flexible! I’ve never watched any of the contortionist porn that is out there, but I can well imagine some of the extreme positions one could get into. We already know from previous blogs, ones that are overly flexible can sometimes perform oral sex upon themselves, how many guys would pay to see a woman lick her own pussy, I can’t even hazard a guess.

Before the guy even got started touching her, he’d want to watch her lick her own cunt as he stroked away and watched, getting himself all riled up for the main event. I honestly wonder how many guys could even handle such a flexible gal unless they were as in good shape as she was, she’d no doubt tire him out something awful and leave him with a sore neck at the very least!

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Horny Hospital

Posted on May 28, 2012 by Sharon

Ones that fantasize about some sort of medical sexual theme are far from rare. Many men with small penises think about nurses taking measurements. I can’t even tell you how many times I hear, “I’ve been measured several times.” I always think, but why? Why is more than once required? Do you really think it’s going to change? Grow, shrink, change in girth? Really????

Hot nurses have always been around, sure. Back in the day, many looked down on nurses as loose women, (like around Civil War times and before), since nurses saw naked patients and were considered not as proper. Seems so silly, yet it was true.

As many men have the mommy fantasy, it’s not too far of a stretch to place any nurturing, caring female in that role in their minds. Nurses uniforms are asked for by the British boys quite a lot. As much if not more so than the schoolgirl uniform, which one would think would be more popular.

Doctors are seen as a good catch by most women, and as many doctors have an enormous ego due to the education and wealth, the confidence they exude attracts many women, so hospitals have often been looked at as hotbeds of naughtiness by the staff. Nurses used to wear nice uniforms, but in recent times they have opted for styles of comfortable dress and gone the scrubs route, not the white dress uniform, white stockings and cap of yesteryear that was much more becoming and to many men sexy.

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Too Much Of A Good Thing

Posted on May 21, 2012 by Sharon

Some men have an odd perversion around big cocks. I mean REALLY big cocks, that no normal sized woman would be able to accommodate.

I can remember one such caller that used to like to talk about watching me get fucked by 15, 16 inch long cocks, more than double a generous size. I wonder where these men come up with such outlandish ideas in the first place.

Yes, I’d wager most women want a bit more than the 5 1/2 North American statistical average, but once you’re over a certain size, it’s kind of absurd.

There’s a website, Sultan of Smut , that I have sent the link to some small penis humiliation clients to make them feel extra bad about their shortcomings. Granted, the men pictured there are basically freaks of nature.

I can’t believe many women actually fantasize about getting fucked by a cock the size of an arm. It just wouldn’t be comfortable, or even possible at all in some cases from the looks of things. There CAN be too much of a good thing.

It often strikes me how Mother Nature can be so cruel to some and give them a 2 inch dick, when these freaks of nature are 2-3 times what is normal. There is certainly wide variations in nature to be sure.

I am sure many of these huge dicked men have lamented their lot many times, that no woman can fully accommodate them. One man called and said he had an 11 inch cock and his entire life he’d only ever been with one woman that was able to take it all in, the rest it was a struggle not to put it in all the way since it hurt them.

I recall one saying his cock was so long he tucked it into the top of his sock, I guess he must have had 4 inch legs. Silly men, trying to impress a stranger on the phone with their absurd, exaggerated tales of their manhood’s.

The ones wanting to see you get spread open and getting fucked by these behemoths, I don’t quite grasp, yet they are out there.

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Cream Pie

Posted on May 14, 2012 by Sharon

Cream pie is surprisingly popular I have found. So many guys want to not only lick the cum of another guy out of their woman’s pussy, but their own as well. Many don’t want another guys cum, but are more than content to go down on their lady after fucking her. It’s a very popular dessert I have found out!

So many guys are into licking their own cum after they masturbate, that they are used to it anyway, so out of their lovers pussy isn’t too much of a stretch for them.

Cum play, forced cum eating and licking, it’s practiced by many, and a pretty pussy oozing and dripping with cum and love juice is just too good of a treat for these naughty boys to pass up.

Some are also into ass cream pie. One caller loves to hear me talk about guys fucking me in the ass, and then sitting right on his face and squeezing out every precious drop right into his waiting, eager mouth. Drives him wild to think of licking the cum of another man out of my pussy and ass. He cums so fast talking about it, he’s done in no time, so cream pie has a potent effect on those interested in it.

They like it warm and sticky and dripping and flowing freely out of pussies and asses for their pleasure. Sitting astride their faces, having it drip into their mouth, their lapping tongues twisting and turning to get every salty drop of spunk.

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Mantyhose……Embrace Your Feminine Side!

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Sharon

A lot of men are into pantyhose, I mean like literally. Not just looking at women in stocking and pantyhose, but wearing them themselves.

I had a caller the other day that said he loved wearing them. He liked to have sex while wearing them, but got so over excited, he came in around a minute he was so aroused. His wife didn’t really like it, so now it’s simply a solo affair he keeps to himself.

He wears them under his clothes and loves the idea of someone at work finding out and then telling all the rest of his co workers about it.

Or maybe being exposed in some other way. He was asking me for advice on how he could get caught. I told him to maybe go into the grocery store down an empty aisle and pull them up, so if anyone like a stock boy or other customer went by they would see him adjusting his pantyhose and tell the other employees and maybe anyone they also came to the store with about the odd man adjusting his hose in the empty aisle!

I assured him many other men were wearing pantyhose and stockings in secret. So many feel as if they are the only ones doing this. I tell them it’s ok, that many do and they always sound so shocked. I try and make them feel it’s going to be ok and if this is the worst thing they are into, that it’s pretty mild and harmless.

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