Programmed For Pleasure

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Some people think robots should not be designed to be like sex toys. Sex toys have been around for centuries for the most part with no ill effects on the male female relationship, so why should sex robots be any different? They are in effect just bigger, more advanced sex toys. People could fall in love with their robots however in a way that you do not fall in love with your dildo or vibrator.

For lonely people or ones seeking variety outside their relationship, sex robots could prove to be a wonderful addition to the sexual repertoire. Is it cheating if it’s a non living object you are getting off with? I think not, it could in effect save many relationships and cut down on sexually transmitted diseases. People that were into children sexually and face severe criminal charges due to that could also benefit, they could get a robot that looked like a child and felt like a child and have sex with that, but not break any laws since it wouldn’t be a real child. Many would have issue with that, but in reality it’s a very good solution and would satisfy their desires without actually putting them at risk of going to prison.

The silicone sex dolls that are currently already available at the cost of many thousands of dollars will seem crude in comparison to the sex robots to come in the coming decades, but of course as with all things, at first they will only be for the wealthy as they would be very advanced machines. The benefits are incredible though, say you have a wife or a girlfriend that doesn’t want to perform certain sex acts, you could have a robot made that looks exactly like them and have the robot do them, talk about the next best thing! Imagine celebrities allowing their likeness to be used for models, the way porn stars do now for certain dolls and sex toys, you could have your very own look a like sex robot and have wild nights of passion with a toy that never tired, never needed a Viagra, it will be huge once it’s mass available.

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Hiccup Fetish Phone Sex

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Many times we hear about fetishes in this business that we never in our lives may have been exposed to. Either from not knowing anyone that had it, or it’s so rare we haven’t even heard of it through movies, books, friends or t.v., hiccup fetish is one of those more rare fetishes.

Hiccup fetish is not that common, yet like every other fetish under the sun, there’s websites devoted to it. How people ever found each other before the internet is amazing, the internet allows people with rare interests to find one another and explore their fetishes, even if they are around the world and we would never meet another person into the same fetish as us. Finding a community of like minded others makes us feel we are not alone. Usually an odder fetish has its roots in childhood, as so many do. We witnessed some event, a movie scene, read a passage in a book and something struck us like never before and a fetish was born. Sometimes fetishes are grown out of, other times they are with us for life.

Ones with a hiccup fetish often enjoy witnessing others with hiccups, collecting scenes in movies with them. It’s one of those things that’s not really easy fake. You can’t really easily fake a hiccup or a sneeze and have it look totally real, it’s much easier to fake an orgasm or a laugh. Hiccups and sneezing, also a fetish, are involuntary bodily responses, so not easily faked and ones with this fetish can get very turned on by it. It seems an insane thing to get turned on by, but it’s harmless really, just a bit unusual.

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Figurine Fetish

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Sex dolls are one thing, they have been around for centuries. Not as refined or as expensive as the lifelike silicone dolls you can buy now, but some version of them has been around for centuries. Barbie dolls were considered quite risqué when they came out. All dolls pretty much until Barbie’s debut were baby type dolls, not dolls of mature women, they had breasts and had some racy, mature outfits and were considered too sexy by some to be toys for children.

Men into figurine fetish want to shoot their cum on the figurines or dolls. Now a couple of guys over the years have called rubbing Barbie dolls on their cocks and some will even insert them on their ass, but until this week, I’d never even heard of figurine fetish where they want to soak the dolls or figurines with their jizz. There’s actually some rather embarrassing tales online of ones having to go to ER rooms and have Barbie dolls removed from their rectum they shoved so far up they cannot remove them themselves and are seeking medical help for their odd doll sex play.

If one Google’s “figurine porn”, there is no shortage of guys cocks shooting loads on the tiny, porcelain dolls and figurines. Some of the figurines are nude and in provocative poses, seemingly encouraging such acts. Some guys like to tribute a woman’s pic and cum all over it, well they are doing the same with these items. It’s harmless, but also quite bizarre. If my grandma had ever thought of someone cumming on one of her precious Royal Doulton’s, omg, what a thought, she’d have been beyond horrified!

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Speech Impediment Phone Sex

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There are guys into medical fetishes that arouse them, and a lengthy list it is, of ones into women in leg casts, nurse fetishes, enemas, sperm collection, so many different things. One however asked me if I could talk with a lisp. I immediately thought back to when I was a kid with braces, they give you these dental elastics to connect the uppers and the lowers, like traction for your teeth to pull them into alignment, and it makes your mouth very sore for many days when they adjust them, etc.

One silly thing kids do is play with the dental elastics, they are very tiny, and we would place them on our tongues. That created a perfect lisp. I wished I’d had some dental elastics to put on to be able to lisp for him, as I think it would make just the right sound he wanted. Speech impediments are not something any person would want, so it sort of surprised me he wanted to talk to someone with a lisp. Ones have asked for accents, like Southern, or English, but not a speech impediment, and I wondered where the desire for this sprung, maybe he’d had a crush years ago on someone that talked like that? I do not know.

Different things certainly turn ones on, that you’d never think of anyone being aroused by, a speech impediment is certainly not your everyday or understandable fetish, but to the person that has such a fetish, it arouses them greatly. Some fetishize women with no legs or arms, so there truly is someone out there for you, no matter your deformity, someone is masturbating and thinking about it.

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Squeeze Them Titties

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Most men enjoy a good pair of tits on a woman, they are squeezable, suckable, and fuckable. Not all women have big enough tits to fuck, but some have got ample breasts to wrap around that hard, hot cock as it’s pushed forward and up under the chin, or even right to the lips for a blow job tit fuck combo. Licking and sucking the head of that pre cum covered cock as your billowy breasts make for a soft, non penetrative fuck.

When many guys are about to cum either from masturbating in front of you or you giving them a blow job, shooting that cum all over your tits is their way of marking you as their territory. Sucking and nibbling on the nipples is a favorite pastime for many men. Breast milk is not for everyone, but for ones into it, the pregnancy fetish can come into play since of course it’s being pregnant that makes your breasts produce milk and when they are fully lactating, ones into breasts can partake of the nourishment from their woman and drink her down, sometimes getting into their mommy fetish if they have one as well.

Some have even mentioned a fetish for nursing bras, for easy breast milk access, just pull down the flap and latch on. One of my callers is quite into breast milk and has everything from fantasies about human milking barns to breast milk cocktails mixed with champagne, quite the variety of what to do with that breast milk.

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