In A Puff Of Smoke

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Now what could be more attractive or appealing than a habit that kills you, makes you stink, is expensive and give you lines around your mouth? Not much apparently to guys that are into smoking fetish. It is just that hot! The thought of a woman riding their cock and blowing smoke rings at them as they inhale her ashtray like aroma, it’s sheer heaven. Bouncing up and down, tits heaving, hardened nipples being rubbed as the smoke curls out their nostrils like a crazed dragon, oh my God, I’m getting wet at the very thought of how sexy it all is!

It’s amazing to me that guys find this arousing, but then many fetishes don’t make sense, they just are.  I’ve had callers on the phone ask if I smoke and I know where they are going when they ask the question. No, I don’t, well will you? Will you get a cigarette and light it up? I’ll wait for you. Um, no, that’s never happening. Yes, do I want my lovely voice to go from perfect to like an old smoker on verge of getting black lung disease so you can see smoke coming out of my mouth and nose? Are you insane? Apparently so, yet some guys are so into this.

Blow jobs with a cig in your hand, the ultimate in pleasure, and the thrill of danger. A burning item so close to your cock, better hope she doesn’t let her hand slip and lay the cherry of that cigarette on your dick, that will send you howling like a banshee for certain. And are you unshaved? Oh the smell of burning pubic hair will be so enticing, The warmth of the smoke on your cock, seeing it come out her mouth as she sucks on you, now that’s hot stuff.

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Nature’s Answer To Shemale’s

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Some guys are fantasizing about cocks, this is no secret. They also want pussy as well. For them someone that has both parts would be a dream come true. One that are just looking for a chick with a dick, the ones into shemales and trannies, they want some unnatural hybrid. A guy wrapped up to look like a woman. A hermaphrodite is one born with both working parts. A cock and a pussy. Just think of all the fun they could get up to with that. One night pussy, the next night cock, turned into a hermaphrodites whore.

Coming home one night so badly wanting to fuck. Telling them to get on the bed on their back, spreading their legs and fucking their pussy. Gliding it into their juicy, tight hole. Sucking on their nipples, feeling their cock glide in and out of that cunt. Just a hot fuck. Then the next night they go home and they are feeling submissive, and they are the ones getting on all fours and taking the cock of their lover into their little man pussy. I don’t even know whether to call the lover a man or a woman or an it. I guess genetically once they are tested, they have a more clear answer if they are more male or female, but some it is still not 100% clear which they are. Very confusing for certain. When a baby is born what is the very first question people ask? Is it a boy or a girl? Imagine one born with both parts, how do you answer this?

Better to wait until they are older and let them decide before lopping off some of their parts with surgery, that’s not a good idea. More than a shemale, nature has given them both genitalia, so their options sexually certainly have increased. This would be the dream of many guys. Interest in shemales has increased a lot over the last few years. They could switch roles like never before, and no strap on required, they already have all the equipment needed for everything.

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Fat ‘N Sassy

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Not all men are wanting a bone wrack in the boudoir. They want a woman with curves, and some callers are very descriptive in their describing the perfect woman to them. Some mention how they like larger women to have a tummy large enough to cover up her pussy when she’s standing so if they were kneeling in front of her the’d have to hoist her belly up and hold it to have access to her pussy. They love all the flesh they have to move around to get to that fat pussy.

Some have even mentioned fucking the rolls of fat, they like really big ones, one that’s been calling is interested in 400 lb + size ladies, and they get his so turned on he likes to think of feeding them so they get even bigger. All that flesh for them to squeeze and cum over is appealing. Now not all are looking for ones quite that large, and some men consider a lady big if she’s much over 150 lbs, which is ridiculous.

Many mention they like the woman on top, even for pussy licking, and I say you’d be smothered and they reply, what a way to go…Sitting on a guys face if you’re over 250 lbs doesn’t sound the safest thing to be doing, but they are insistent they adore it and can signal them by tapping them that they need to readjust their weight. They don’t shy away from the big girls, they like them better, even if they are half the size. It’s nice someone is into giving the bigger girls affection, but not all are wanting a big one, one caller went out of his way to say the only women he’d have nothing to do with were overweight ones. Nice. Oh well, no one is everyone’s cup of tea.

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I Want To Hurt You

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One would think most sane people would do everything possible from experiencing pain. Some however embrace pain, love it, inflict it on themselves and want others to inflict it upon them. Take cock and ball torture for example, many men love to hurt themselves, slap themselves, use tight elastic bands on themselves to make their balls go white from lack of blood flow. Some say their bits are so cold from overall lack of circulation.

One I spoke to told me how his girlfriend would tie a cinder block to his cock and balls and make him drag it around the carpeted living room and feel it drag. Now that would weigh at least 25 lbs, wouldn’t be comfortable to be dragging that weight around with your manly bits. One has such an addiction to torturing himself that calls me, he can’t cum without their being blood in his ejaculate. He’s done permanent internal damage and thinks he’s rendered himself infertile with his actions. Now he didn’t w well, they aren’t doing much sw and his swimmers, well, they aren’t doing much swimming and his swimmers, well, they aren’t doing much swimming these days according to a test he had.

They simply become used to masturbating with pain, and without that pain, they can’t be aroused enough to cum. They’ve conditioned themselves to be this way. It’s gotten to the point of over stimulation and they can’t go back, normal stimulation just won’t cut it anymore. The calls are amusing to be honest, I enjoy describing the things I’d like to do to them, so many men truly deserve such punishments.

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Cum Fest

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So many callers are into cum, their own and sometimes that of another man. Many are curious as to the taste differences of theirs to another’s. It never ceases to amaze me how many enjoy cumming all over their own belly and chest, some even aim for their own mouth, to get that shot of liquid gold in their mouth and savor it. I don’t watch many on cam, but was horrified when one came into a shot glass and then drank it. Some really do think it’s great stuff to be spread around like expensive body cream.

They are at a loss as to women don’t wish to be hosed down with the stuff. I laugh when I see in my spam folder gimmick ads for increasing sperm volume supplements promising 80-90% increase in your liquid ejaculate. We want LESS mess guys, not more! I guess they think it’s a sing of their attractiveness and virility if it shoots out like a geyser or a firehose. I think some would take it for masturbation enhancement alone. One caller has contests with himself to see how far he can shoot his own seed, he actually measures and records it in a book every few weeks for years.

Luckily I don’t have stuff shooting of my body when I cum like this to worry about such a mess, but many guys seem to revel in it and be impressed with their own volume. Feel free to rub it all over yourself, ingest it, measure it. Harmless enough I guess. I can’t see women having breast milk squirting contests, it seems absurd, yet you can bet your bottom dollar if men were producing breast milk, they’d be doing just this and bragging about it.

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