Munchkin Love

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In celebration of St. Patrick’s Day this week, we are having midgets, little people, dwarfs of the sexy variety. I guess Leprechaun’s sort of fit in there, so there are some people that do have a fetish for them. Their size is childlike, but they are sexually mature, so ones into kids, may also be able to settle for a dwarf and not get into any legal trouble. Sounds odd, but people can have odd things that turn them on for sure.

Some midgets are proportional and look just miniature, not the typical dwarf features, so they’d be more in demand. There is of course midget porn and even night clubs where they have dwarf tossing activities as part of the entertainment, that seems a bit degrading really to the little people, but I guess if they are getting paid for it and have consented to take part in it, who is anyone to judge what they do. No matter the deformity, there is someone out there lusting after it and wanting them not only in spite of it, but because of it.

I once had a caller with a cock so small he said the only woman it would satisfy was a virgin dwarf. I laughed of course, but perhaps small dick guys might look at midgets as possible girlfriends, but even little people have standards! They don’t want your tiny dicks either guys, hate to break it to you. Dwarf strippers, porn stars, you can find them, even little people escorts, they do exist for you to indulge your fetishes in, you just have to find them out there. Happy hunting if you are seeking.

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Belly Button Bang

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Every body orifice is of use to someone sexually. Some are taboo to many, like the anus, many cultures have it a taboo to have anal sex. Another less common orifice to sexualize is the belly button. The navel can be sexy if you have a sexy figure and taut stomach, but not many of us do! Every body part there is is being sexualized by someone. In particularly large women, it can even be deep enough for a man to fuck. Now that’s not your everyday body orifice to fuck!

Most that are sexualizing the navel are into using their fingertips or tongues in it. Considering how lint can collect there and many people might not cleanse them thoroughly, I’d not be sticking my tongue in there, but to some it is a delight. A set of six pack abs on a guy is a beautiful site to see for sure, but I’ve never imagined sticking my fingers or tongue in any guys belly button.

Fashion loves to show off the belly button in recent decades with low rise jeans, cropped tops, bikinis. The sight of it turns on many men. Belly dancing has been around for centuries and shows it off in a very arousing way, with undulating hips and suggestive movements. Some love to drip things in like holding an ice cube above so the ice cold water drips in, or the opposite, the wax from a melting candle, all sorts of naughty things to do. Drip some chocolate sauce in and let your lover lick it out if they are driven wild by your navel.

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Ants In Your Pants – Yes Please!

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What could possibly be appealing about knowingly allowing insects to crawl all over you, stick them inside of you, or actually apply them directly to your privates? Well for ones into formicophilia, they find it pretty hot stuff and will actually go s far as to slather their naughty bits with honey to encourage the little critters to walk all over the affected area or even to bite and sting them.

Some men will actually apply hornets, wasps, and bees to their dick to get them to bite them so they swell up even more than nature would normally do to them. When you think of a bee sting, luckily I’ve never had one, and the swelling that ensues, oh my God, I’ve come up with the perfect cure for the small penis humiliation callers, I’ll tell them to let wasps sting their cock! Well, I’d think the swelling is going to be mainly width wise than length wise, so they will have a chubby, but a short one. One actually said he went from 6.5 to 9.5 inches around. Now that’s a lot of swelling indeed, but boy, it must be painful and there’s not a doubt it’s just plain weird.

Now Cleopatra was supposed to have had a sealed vase of bees that she used as a vibrator, which seems risky enough, but these people want the direct contact of insects on them. I hate even having to get close enough to kill one if it gets in the house, the thought of this is just horrifying to me. I won’t have any insects crawling on my clit, thank you very much. This is for sure one of the more bizarre and creepy fetishes. Most people want to get away from bugs, not attract them. This sort of thing was even a punishment at times. A box of stinging red ants placed in a woman’s vagina, unthinkably horrible!

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Chastity Device For You

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Lots of men are into tease and denial, especially the denial part. They want to be denied orgasm, teased and tormented to the point where they have blue balls. Many can’t trust themselves not to cum unless they have their cocks locked up in a chastity device. I will never forget one day I talked to 6 different men wearing them, that was a record. That many are wearing them around under their clothes.

Some are worried if they wear them for extended periods and have to go on a business trip or something that at the airport they will be discovered if there’s metal in the chastity device, they’d be embarrassed if guards or customs officers saw them. Nothing illegal about that, just the embarrassment factor of having everyone know your cock is in lockdown.

Some are apparently not always in them by choice. They have Mistresses that have placed them in the chastity devices for their own good, to teach them humility and control. It always was amusing when they had the ones with the sharp points on the inside to dig into their cock if they became aroused and their cocks grew hard and larger. The spikes would inflict pain and punishment for daring to become aroused. No matter if it was perhaps because Mistress was riding your tongue at the time! That’s part of the fun, to get them aroused while they are wearing them to further frustrate them and drive them insane and get blue balls.

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Teddy Ruxpin Would be Horrified

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Now there’s people that love toys, and then there’s people that LOVE toys. I’ve talked to a few guys in my day that were doing naughty things with teddy bears, which seems odd enough. Even as a kid, the thought of doing that never crossed my mind, and I was a horny kid and teen, but never involved toys in my masturbatory misadventures! Now there is a toy for the serious toy lovers out there.

Part toy, part sexy toy, this teddy bear has a vibrating tongue and nose for your naughty bits. I guess it’s harmless enough, but it just seems like it’s perverting a sacred childhood icon to me. Hump your pillows, bunch up your sheets or a towel, but a sweet looking toy? I don’t know, it’s just not in my brain to have even contemplated such a thing. There are a group of fetishists into toys, plushies, and they do indeed fuck stuffed toys, cutting holes in them to penetrate if they re guys, or rubbing them on your pussy if a girl. This would also be a sanitary issue if you can’t toss this thing in the washing machine, I don’t think any soapy washcloth is going to get off cum and pussy juice off of it.

Toys do come in many different varieties and shapes, something for everyone. So if vibrating teddy bears are your thing, now you can buy one. Though I’d honestly think it would be easier to get a teddy bear, cut a hole in it, and slip in a vibe. Then it would easily be able to be washed in a machine afterwards and put the vibe away, less expensive too. Oh well, if this is your kink, you’ve got a new toy in town to tangle with.

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