Your New Girlfriend

One regular caller is obsessed with his pocket pussy masturbation toy. He tells me how he can’t get girls, what a loser he is and how he masturbates several times a day with his sex toy, his pocket pussy. He sounds like a loser, just from his voice, I can only imagine what he looks like. I do not find it hard to believe that any woman would reject him, he’s got zero confidence and just sounds so pathetic. I cannot even imagine a hooker accepting him. So a sex toy will have to do!

Some callers do use Fleshlights, pocket pussies, prostate massagers on calls, that’s quite common. One said the pocket pussy feels so good, it’s hard to not cum as soon as you slide your dick into it. Sex toys are really so common now, it’s hard to think only the last few decades have they been as widely available as they are now. People had to make do with homemade contraptions or use things not designed for that purpose, it’s wonderful that there is now the variety for people to enhance their sex lives. Not everyone uses toys of course, but for ones that do, they have everything from the most basic of toys to ones you can use remotely on others, all kinds of options are available.

He uses it daily, usually several times, and he said he’s afraid the cleaning lady saw it, since he hadn’t put it away as fully as he should have, and what must she think of him. I said she thinks you’re a loser that can’t get women, which is true, and that the toy is your girlfriend. He agreed that this is probably what she thinks of him now, lol. I’m sure she’s seen lots of secret things at people’s homes, but he thinks of this every time he speaks to her now. He should just come out and ask her if she saw his pocket pussy and what does she think of him. That conversation I’d love to be a fly on the wall for!

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