He Wants His Girlfriend’s Mom

Posted on March 24, 2025 by Sharon

I had a call from a young man and he’s got the hots for his girlfriend’s mom. She’s in her early sixties, but he said she’s in really good shape and looks younger. He said she’s always complimenting him on his physique and how good he looks and hugging him and running her hands over his six pack abs and his muscular arms. He thinks she would be open to a pass should he make one. He said he’s been with a couple of older ladies before and enjoyed himself, but she’d be the oldest one. He wondered if he should proceed.

So he wanted me to roleplay being her and coming on to him. His girlfriend would be out, but he wouldn’t know it, so he goes over looking for her and the hot older mom answers and says she’s out with friends fro the evening, but he’s welcome to come in and visit with her. Well of course things quickly take a naughty turn and they end up getting it on. First with the hot mom asking if she can see his dick, since she’s never seen a bulge that large before and he says of course, so that evolves into a hand job, then a blow job.

Then with her riding his young, big dick. The girlfriend doesn’t come home, so no shock of being caught, just a hot night with the older woman that so appreciates his body. He likes going over there to pick his girlfriend up, since he knows it means seeing the mom that always has her hands on him when he’s there. She must like the attention. I sure wouldn’t like it if I was the girlfriend and saw my mom pawing at my boyfriend, but the horny old gal is maybe being discrete about it and not being so obvious in front of her daughter. There’s lots of horny cougars on the make that wouldn’t think anything of putting the moves on their daughter’s man.

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It’s How Big?

Posted on February 17, 2025 by Sharon

It goes without saying many men on the phone lie about their penis size. Some of their estimates of size when asked are beyond laughable. Some will say eleven or twelve inches, but some real dreamers have actually said their cock is two and a half feet long. One said his dick was so long it went down his pant leg and he tucked the tip of it into his sock. You seldom forget such laughable claims, and they say it with such conviction. They are straightfaced as they declare their outlandish statements. Of course we are laughing at them and their wishful lies.

The small penis guys are a treat in comparison. They like to be made fun of for their tiny cocks, but the ones that say their cocks are the size of a salami are in their own league. I guess they want to think women are fantasizing about men with a two and half foot long penis. We aren’t, trust me. The idea is insane, yet they think it somehow makes them more manly and better than a man of average size. You can’t reason with a lunatic. It’s just part of the job to listen to such claims.

Some are obsessed with frequent measuring of their cocks, though how much they think it could realistically change from one measuring to the next is anyone’s guess. You really do hear all kinds of things from men that are obsessed with their cock sizes. Ones asking about surgeries to make it bigger, injections to make it thicker, there’s no end to the nonsense. I’ve often thought if the little dick guys woke up with an eight inch cock tomorrow they’d have a full blow identity crises on their hands, since their identity and value as a person in their mind is so tied up in their cock size to them. It’s bizarre.

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The Sounds of Sex

Posted on January 13, 2025 by Sharon

There’s so many sounds associated with phone sex. You have the guys that have a need for just listening to moaning. They are easy in one way and difficult in another. You don’t need to think of anything to say when they just ask for moaning and groaning, but breathing that way can be physically taxing and almost make you feel like you’re going to pass out when it’s not happening naturally. They will however say, “just moan for me,” so they are easy to please. The breathing, moaning sounds is enough for them to get off to.

Then you have the ones that make disgusting noises themselves, they seem to think that slurping sounds is exciting the operator. In reality, we are restraining ourselves from telling you to stop it, since it’s so gross. Many times if we do tell them to cut it out, they get insulted and hang up. It’s so weird they’d think anyone wants to listen to that under any circumstances to begin with. Some want grunting, again, easy, but the odd breathing patterns can make you feel faint after a few moments. Slapping sounds, easy, just clapping your hands together. That flesh against flesh sounds to simulate enthusiastic fucking noises really gets some going.

Some want you to provide “wet pussy sounds” which can be simulated in any number of ways, but don’t think for a moment it’s real, it’s a grand annoyance to have to make such ridiculous sounds for someone that’s not satisfied by descriptive words, so maybe listen to some ASMR audios before calling, or have them playing in the background when you do. Many are watching porn when they call, you can hear the overly animated moans in the background when they call. Sounds are important for stimulation, makes you wonder how the deaf can get as aroused since they cannot hear any of these things.

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Sneezing Fetish

Posted on December 9, 2024 by Sharon

I haven’t gotten too terribly many callers over the years that are into sneezing fetish, but once in a blue moon they do call. One that called the other day was a bit unusual, in that he likes to be seen and heard sneezing himself. Most want to watch the woman sneeze. Now he did enjoy that as well, but being seen sneezing gets him going as well. He wanted several fake sneezes to become aroused and unlike other callers, he began to emit fake sneezes himself. The whole thing was a little odd, but comical. The strangest things can turn people on.

Like a few callers over the years, he mentioned the old Batman show as having had an effect on him. They often did things in the show with blowing powder in ones faces that sent them into a sneezing fit, and he said he was aroused by those kinds of scenes, even though they were meant to be campy and not realistic. Those old shows certainly had an effect on some fetishes that came about years after they seemed to be the spark to. He wanted to know what if anything made me sneeze, how many times in a row I’d sneeze, how I sounded. Then he’d do several fake sneezes of his own.

It’s a harmless enough fetish, as so many are gross, it’s comical, since you can’t imagine anyone being turned on by someone sneezing. He like others, mentioned the face a woman makes when they are about to sneeze, how it’s very similar to an orgasm face, and of course the explosive sneeze is similar to the release of an orgasm. We discussed common things that makes ones sneeze, like pepper, powder in the air, he said black pepper usually doesn’t do it for him, but cayenne pepper will. Such conversation!

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Fucking Mom

Posted on November 4, 2024 by Sharon

One of my callers is very much into his mommy. Many callers are, but this one in particular cannot let go, even though she’s now dead. Several callers mention fantasies they have of their mothers, even though she’s no longer around. It’s a lot more common than ones might think. It’s not just moms that are still around, even if they’ve been dead for decades, many men are still thinking about her all the time. This one caller goes to his dead moms house and rifles through her panties even now. He hasn’t sold the house yet, and no plans to, so it sits unoccupied but with all her things still in it and he goes there to masturbate a few times a week in her old bedroom.

The things people reveal is quite incredible. He had fantasies about not only fucking her himself, but watching her with multiples black men and even with dogs, even though she did none of those things in her own life. These are things he likes to think of her doing in front of him. It really turns him on to be imagining these events, making her seem like a terrific slut that would degrade herself.

He’s married, and his wife has no clue about his very secret, very taboo thoughts about his mom. He imagines if only he’d been able to marry her and impregnate her and start a family with her. She was the love of his life, he confessed. It drove him wild to sniff her panties and masturbate with them. So it’s all just in his mind now, no mom to spy on or entertain thoughts of actually being able to fuck her one day. Mommy can have an effect on a man like no other woman in his life. No other woman can hold a candle to mommy.

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