When you have a goofy boyfriend, you never know what to expect. Mine loves golf, he adores it. He also loves anal sex and anything anal pretty much. His friend actually owns a miniature golf course and we play there a lot. It’s ok once in a long while, but he’d happily go weekly if I was into going that often. Last month one of the attractions at the miniature golf place was closed for repairs, so they closed early. My boyfriend said we could use the place except that one attraction without being disturbed. The part they were working on was the opposite end of the lot. I said sure, let’s go.
I had no idea what he had up his sleeve. He took me to the far end and asked me to get on my back on the ground. Then he said he had an idea if I was willing. He wanted me to allow my ass to open and him use it for the golf ball to go into. I thought he was nuts, but he said it would be fun and we’d always remember it. Oh I’d remember it alright. I said I didn’t know if I’d even be able to do it, but he asked if I’d try. Alright. One time only, I will try to fulfill your bizarre love of golf and anal at the same time.
I took my skirt off and tried to stretch my muscles open and they cooperated. He got in position with the putter and the ball and he putted it right into my gaping hole. He reached in pretty quickly afterwards and got the ball right out of me. I rolled my eyes at the absurdity of it all. Slipped my skirt back on and panties and we went on our way. He thanked me for humoring him. A hole in one indeed.
