There are guys that love their cars, yes. Then there are ones that actually, well, umm, LOOOOVE their cars. And I’m not talking as in taking pride in. They actually have sex with their cars.
Mechaphilia is where ones literally have a physical relationship with their cars. The smell of the leather upholstery, the buttery softness of it, the smooth, cool glass and metal, enough to make your cock hard, ain’t it now……..
Well, at least they don’t have to worry about STD’s or getting stood up. The car is a sure thing, it won’t say no! EVER! Some people do have physical relationships with inanimate objects like furniture or in this case cars. Imagine having sex with your penis in an exhaust pipe and masturbating to car magazines. Oddly enough, there are actually ones that do just that.
They don’t have sexual feelings towards girls, they are quite wrapped up in their vehicles. Well, the car doesn’t ask you where you have been when you come home three hours late or if you’ve been applying for that higher paying job when you come home, either.
But by the same token as much as you may “love” your car, it really can’t love you back like a real person. Ones with this interest are often quite secretive about it and the one site I found online, (sexwithcars.org) I kid you not, won’t let people view the forums unless they are approved beforehand! So it’s not even just for cars, ones are fucking trucks and even small planes apparently. Lord, the things horny guys will get up to…..
Imagine a guy getting himself a racy sports car and fucking it in secret behind his wife’s back. Perfect mistress, no hotel bills, no jealousies, no having to buy them jewelry when they find out and you’re trying to apologize. Well, if I found out a boyfriend or husband was fucking a car, I’d kind of be gone anyway, I’d think they have a screw loose for sure. Another woman I wouldn’t be thrilled about for sure, but at least it’s a HUMAN BEING!!!!!!
