Masturbating at the Movies

Most people have the sense to not try and masturbate in public, it’s not the wisest thing to do. Horniness however can often get the better of us and we lose all judgment and common sense. Last week I went to the movies and there was almost no one else in the theater. Maybe three other people, that were sitting not far from the front. I was nearly in the back row in the middle.

I’ve been to the movies several times when there’s nearly no one in the theater, and in those cases, the ushers rarely pop in to check on so few. There’s just not the shenanigans to check on like when it’s a full house and people are doing multiple things they need to be reprimanded to stop doing. They think a few people are well behaved. If only they knew. I waited until the movie had started, and it was kind of a sexy movie, not an adult one, but a romantic ones with several love scenes in it that got me aroused. No one was looking back at me, why would they. It was dark, and I just slipped my hand down my skirt and into my panties. I had a raincoat on and had pulled my right arm out of the sleeve to cover myself with the coat.

I was strumming away on my clit, writhing slightly in my seat for over twenty minutes and no one had a clue what was going on. I made myself cum twice. Not making a sound either time. The movie ended and I walked out with a smirk on my face. It’s kind of fun to get away with things like this once in a while that are little secrets with yourself no one else knows about. It makes for a naughty, happy memory to look back on later. And anytime in the future I rewatch that movie again, I will certainly recall what I did at the theater when I saw it there for the very first time.

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Ballerina Girl?

Some men dress up when they masturbate. They wear ladies lingerie or clothes. Some however do like more unusual items, like fur coats, or even a tutu. One caller that says he wears a tutu when he calls loves to suck black cock while he does so and he always licks up his cum after he finishes masturbating. He loves to finish off the call by slurping away like a cum sucking pig on his fingers. He is addicted to his own, and other men’s cum apparently. Wearing a tutu makes him feel very pretty and feminine and he always makes a point of telling me he’s wearing it.

Pink of course. Isn’t pink always the favored color of ones wearing panties and slips and garter belts and such? It seems to be. Over ninety percent of the time when I ask what color are you wearing, pink is the answer I am given back. That is the most popular color among the lingerie wearing gentlemen. I can only picture what the one wearing the tutu must look like. Some have send me pics of themselves in French maids uniforms, and all kinds of other odd costumes, but never have I had one in a tutu. I am sure the day will come.

What it is about a ballerina I am not sure, it is a very feminine thing to be sure, so perhaps that’s the attraction to this particular costume. I can just imagine them fluffing it up and carefully putting it away for their next masturbation session they will have after putting it on the next time when they call. It’s a ritual of sorts for them, when they get dressed up in their little outfits. Some put on makeup and nail polish and a wig, they go all out to make the ensemble complete.

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The Facial

What is it about a facial so many men love? The idea of squirting their cum all over a ladies face is very appealing to some. I think of it more like a dog marking its territory. Some callers like to brag about what heavy cummers they are and how they can nearly extinguish fires with the amount of ejaculate that jets out of the cum filled balls. Spraying a woman on the face with their cum turns a lot of men on. The occasional one will feel it’s a disrespectful thing to do, or ask if you really want it, but most are just happy to let the jizz fly!

Dripping down the face, the chin, onto the breasts, that man goo coating you from top to bottom will get their cocks so hard, they can’t believe it. This caller was telling me his girlfriend is a really dirty bitch, and she loves his cum anytime, anywhere, especially on her pretty face. She gets down on her knees, sucking on his hard cock, looking him right in the eye as she drools all over it, teasing the head of it with her tongue, and she does this until he blows his load all over her face and she’s splattered with it.

It turns him on so much, as it seems to many men. He said then she scoops it off with her fingers, and sucks it off of them as he watches her. Gets him hard again usually pretty quickly, and then he fucks her. The old saying “Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.” comes to mind. Does spraying your lady down with cum drive you wild? Do you like to “mark your territory?” You likely would love to coat a woman’s face with your cum, you naughty boy. Call one of us up and tell us all about it.

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Kiss Me!

Not too many guys that call for phone sex mention kissing, since it’s just not dirty enough to satisfy most men, but once in a while you will get a caller that claims he just loves to kiss. They miss it, like sex, if they do not have a partner, and many escorts even if they go to them, that is one activity not on offer. Many will not let you kiss them. One caller likes to talk about kissing a woman all over her body, teasing her and getting her so aroused by the time he finally fucks her, she’s nearly ready to cum from all of his attentions.

Kissing her for a long time, slowly and erotically and passionately, and then moving down her body. To her stiff nipples, down her belly and then up and down her thighs and legs. Leaving the pussy the absolute last place he will kiss. By then she is dripping, just waiting for his tongue to scoop out the copious amounts of honey that have flowed out her juicy cunt for him to lick up. That sweet nectar she oozes just for him and no one else. He certainly does make his pussy licking abilities sound hot, as well as being a good kisser, but who knows what this character looks like? Some callers that have sent their pics look like they should be holding numbers up under their chin for a mug shot!

At least he seems concerned for the woman’s pleasure and wanting to please her. He was taught by an older woman and she apparently taught him to go slow, be patient, and always please the woman first until she’s satisfied before cumming yourself. Good lessons. More young men should be taught by older women! Kissing can be a lot of fun with the right partner.

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Better When It’s Wetter

How often do guys call and say they are applying some slippery lube to their cock as they jerk off? A lot. One that’s sent me pics of his cock even has had a tub of petroleum jelly in the background and I tease him about it, since it’s been in all the dick pics he’s sent me and I continually ask if he’s closer to needing a new tub yet, he’s jerks off a lot, to the point he says it interferes with his life and relationships with others, so he said a tub lasts him only a few weeks.

There’s much better lubes out there than the heavy, greasy, hard to get off petroleum jelly, but hey, if that’s what works best for you, go for it! You must have one hell of a soft, moisturized dick! Lube certainly does make things feel better, especially for the ladies, I can’t speak for the guys, since I’ve never had a dick, but some say they skip the lube, they prefer the feeling without it. It must make for some chafing though, but do what’s best for you and your cock. I’ve had guys call into cock and ball torture that were using sandpaper on their cocks, so lack of lube would be nothing in comparison to that!

A pussy when you fuck it, is hopefully very wet and slippery, so the lube simulates that natural wetness your dick is gliding back and forth in, but lack of wetness is an issue for many women, so lube makes for a smoother ride for everyone involved. Guys that can cum more than once often say they are using their cum from their first orgasm to make the second one feel better and more slick. Stroke that slippery cock, you masturbating fiends! It feels better when it’s wetter, I think you’d agree!

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