Is Stress Making You Horny?

What is it about stress that can make you horny? It seems that stress would just cripple you, not make you want to either fuck or masturbate, but it really can. You may think it’s wrong to be having a hot quickie after someone funeral, or that picking someone up after you just got fired isn’t the appropriate thing to do, but an orgasm can bring your stress levels down, even if only temporarily. Maybe you had a death in the family, yet you’ve masturbated twice a day for the last week between bouts of crying. It seems awful, yet you can’t help it.

Making yourself have an orgasm releases stress busting chemicals into your body that make you feel relaxed, and at a time of great stress, relaxation is in short supply. It might seem wrong to indulge in such a thing at times when something horrible has happened, but it’s actually quite natural and you shouldn’t fight it. The mind and body are mysterious things and we don’t always understand how they work with one another. Stress can drive us to some weird things, but masturbation is pretty harmless and soothing, so go for it.

You really are just comforting yourself, and a time of high stress is certainly a time for comfort. It doesn’t have to make sense, you don’t have to answer to anyone about your masturbation habits. Better to rub one out than to get drunk or high. A orgasm is a natural release and a good thing for your body. Stress can do some mighty bad things to the body, to make your hair fall out, to affecting your vision. My eye doctor actually told me about the vision, stress can be that bad. You can bring on cold sores if you have that virus within you, to make existing health conditions have a flare up. Stress is not something to ignore.

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Need Me to Help, Daddy?

Some men that call for phone sex are looking for the daddy daughter fantasy, which is quite popular. More men seem to be into mommy son, but daddy daughter phone has its fans. Some men have called and confessed to spying on their daughters with their boyfriends or when they are masturbating and they say they’d never do anything to them in real life, but it makes them see them in a different light and makes them fantasize about them sexually, and they do. They will talk about jerking off and imagining their daughter being the one to take the load down her throat or in her pussy.

One fantasized about his daughter walking into the bathroom as he was stepping out of the shower, naked, and her seeing him and him getting an erection and things going from there. The hot, steamy bathroom, him wet and hard as he comes out of the shower, her eyes wide in shock at seeing her daddy this way in front of her. No words are spoken, she reaches out and touches her daddy’s cock and cannot believe how hard it is in her hand as she slowly begins to pump it up and down.

He groans with delight as she strokes him and places a hand on her shoulder and gently pushes her down in front of him. She gets on her knees, looking up at daddy, mouth open for his hard cock and she slowly takes it in her young, waiting mouth and begins to suck on it. He loves his daughter worshiping his hard shaft right down her mouth. He then lifts her up and carries her to the bedroom and lays her on the bed. He slips off her clothes, his cock still hard enters her and she gives herself to daddy in every way.

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BBW Phone Sex

Some guys do fantasize about a larger woman. The large and in charge types of women do appeal to some beta men that are more submissive by nature and want a woman that’s larger than they are to push them around a bit. Not all BBW’s are dominant, but the sheer fact they would be physically larger than the man they are with makes them seem more powerful to some men. There’s many BBW’s offering phone sex and many men are eager to call them and talk about how they would squeeze their fat rolls and knead them like bread dough as they fuck.

Some men are into feeder fetish and want women so large they can’t leave them, it’s a bizarre co-dependent relationship. These men would be very threatened if in fact their partner actually lost weight and would possibly attract the attentions of another man. It would be the undoing of their relationship. Some men with thin wives fool around with fatties on the side and want to keep it a secret from others, since they perceive large women as less than other women, but still good enough to fuck on the sly. There’s a lot of fucked up guys out there and if you do this job long enough you hear it all.

Some want to talk to a plus sized lady since they find them comforting and there’s a lot more to love and to squeeze and they do get into the fact most bigger women have huge tits and have tighter pussies. If you talk to most men that have been with a larger woman, this is one fact that keeps being mentioned. They have very tight pussies, and they simply love the way it feels when they fuck them. There’s women of all sizes offering phone sex, and if you like the bigger ladies, no shortage of BBW’s.

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Black Men with Small Dicks

One thing that is rather amusing some black callers call to talk about, is when they have a small penis. Most would expect black men to have a larger than average sized penis, but of course, there are exceptions to that rule. They can often be a bit submissive when they have a small penis, and want to serve other men. That certainly can hold true no matter what color the man with the small penis is. One called recently and the first thing he said was he wasn’t gay. I of course laughed, since when a caller makes such a proclamation, you can be sure it soon to be followed by tales of cocksucking or other same sex misadventures.

“I’m not gay, but I do have a small dick and go to adult book stores.” Um, ok, so your not gay self goes to places where random dicks are sucked through holes in the wall, but you’re ‘not gay?’ Sure, you’re not gay! It’s hilarious the mental gymnastics they do on themselves trying to prove they are not gay to a stranger on the phone, all while confessing they go some place to perform oral sex on a stranger. He then states, “Well, sometimes a dick comes through the wall near my face.” LOL, Gee, ya think!? Isn’t that kind of the purpose of going there?

So he spends the call telling me how he’s not gay, his wife won’t fuck him, she might be doing someone else behind his back and he visits adult book stores to suck dick. But he’s NOT gay. Whatever you say! Sometimes these calls can be comical with the things men tell you and confess. He said he’s just under four inches when hard. It’s been a lifelong disappointment to him, and any woman he’s been with, but the guys at the book store don’t seem to care. I can understand why, it’s his mouth they are interested in, not his dick!

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Take It Up the Ass, Bitch

Not all men have the desire to take it up the ass and get pegged, but some do. Men’s anal toys have exploded in popularity over the last decade as more and more are deciding to try and take it up the ass. Either alone while they masturbate, or a partner pegging them and using the strap on and harness on them to make them be on the receiving end of things for a change. Is a man gay if he wants it up the ass? Some say he definitely has tendencies if this is what he wants, others say it’s just the physical stimulation and they aren’t desiring actual men’s penises to penetrate them.

Are all women going to be comfortable doing this to their partner? No, they certainly are not, that’s why its a popular topic in phone sex calls, because the guys know this kind of thing is not going to fly with their wife or girlfriend and there’s a zero chance it would happen, so they call and tell us about it. Many times using toys up their ass while they do so. Some guys just have very conservative or submissive partners and this would never be anything they would consider doing to them. They don’t even want to hear about it, it would make the men seem like some kind of a pervert to them to even mention it.

Would you like to be down on all fours, ass up, elbows down, as a powerful, dominant woman takes you from behind with her strap on? Stretching you open, like the subbie little bitch that you are, whimpering for mercy as your ass is taken by a huge toy, filling you up like you never dreamed possible. I bet you do, or you wouldn’t be reading this, and likely stroking, thinking maybe you should call up one of these phone sluts while you use a toy on yourself. Call now, we’re waiting.

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