To Milk or Not to Milk, That is the Question

Posted on May 1, 2023 by Sharon

One thing many men have fantasies about they mention on phone sex calls is having a woman milk them like a cow. They can masturbate themselves of course, but to have a woman do it for them and use that repetitive milking motion drives some men absolutely wild. They even will use that term “milking” in particular. Would you enjoy being milked? Having a sexy, skillful lady wrap her perfectly manicured hand around your cock and start to sensually tug on it? Milking you over and over, knowing those overly full balls of yours are just brewing up a tremendous load?

It would feel great. That hand working purposefully on your stiff shaft as you start to breathe more and more heavy, groaning with arousal and excitement. She’s behind you, you cannot see her, all you feel is her hand, and perhaps some words of encouragement as she strokes you. Some want to be on all fours on the bed or the floor, others standing up and bent over, legs spread as they are milked from behind. Some that were raised on farms have even mentioned they did things with the milking machines, hooking them up to their cocks, the urge to be milked is so strong.

This isn’t a typical hand job type of fantasy. Close your eyes and imagine the lady of your choosing behind you, lubed up hand ready to start that rhythmical tugging on your cock. You’ll be transported to the milking fantasy of your dreams as you focus on their hand firmly gripping you and squeezing you. Knowing that every last drop of your hot cum is going to exploding soon. Maybe onto their hand, into a cup to measure it, or just on a puddle on the floor, like the animal we both know you are.

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Anal on the Greens

Posted on April 24, 2023 by Sharon

When you have a goofy boyfriend, you never know what to expect. Mine loves golf, he adores it. He also loves anal sex and anything anal pretty much. His friend actually owns a miniature golf course and we play there a lot. It’s ok once in a long while, but he’d happily go weekly if I was into going that often. Last month one of the attractions at the miniature golf place was closed for repairs, so they closed early. My boyfriend said we could use the place except that one attraction without being disturbed. The part they were working on was the opposite end of the lot. I said sure, let’s go.

I had no idea what he had up his sleeve. He took me to the far end and asked me to get on my back on the ground. Then he said he had an idea if I was willing. He wanted me to allow my ass to open and him use it for the golf ball to go into. I thought he was nuts, but he said it would be fun and we’d always remember it. Oh I’d remember it alright. I said I didn’t know if I’d even be able to do it, but he asked if I’d try. Alright. One time only, I will try to fulfill your bizarre love of golf and anal at the same time.

I took my skirt off and tried to stretch my muscles open and they cooperated. He got in position with the putter and the ball and he putted it right into my gaping hole. He reached in pretty quickly afterwards and got the ball right out of me. I rolled my eyes at the absurdity of it all. Slipped my skirt back on and panties and we went on our way. He thanked me for humoring him. A hole in one indeed.

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Blasphemy for the Religious

Posted on April 17, 2023 by Sharon

Blasphemy and phone sex don’t seem like they’d go together, but for a small number of men into that particular kink, they do. Some ladies that are phone sex providers are not comfortable with this fetish if they were raised in religious homes. They simply will not entertain it whatsoever. Some of us find it comical it’s so weird and bizarre. One man this last week has been wanting specific phrases in particular to be used for his calls. Fuck God, Hail Satan. Odd, but hey, if that’s what gets you going, by all means. Sometimes it can be difficult not to laugh at such utterances.

They like to think they are going to fuck the bride of Satan, if you’re willing to play such a role that is. So you are asked to say certain catch phrases along the lines of their fetish. They know in many cases they will have to find a few ladies to ask before finding one that will agree to it. Some seem frightened to even ask in the first place, since they know it’s not your every day fetish to begin with. Some are not only religious themselves, but ministers or preachers of some kind. Ones that are not religious really couldn’t care less about such a fetish in the first place.

So if fucking the bride of Satan is what gets you hot for some weird reason, there will be an operator out there that is happy to help you live the religious blasphemy call of your dreams. Cum on that altar, shoot your load on that Bible. God is watching and crying at your actions, and you love it, don’t you, you religious pervert. You are a sinner who cannot help himself, and we are here to help you sin even more. You know you want to imagine doing it in the church, you little Satan loving sicky, you.

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He Sniffed Her Panties

Posted on April 10, 2023 by Sharon

There’s no shortage of callers that talk about sniffing panties. The only thing that seems to change is who’s panties they happen to be sniffing. A roommate, a sister, mom? All kinds of things do ones talk about. One the other day said he rummages through his moms hamper for her dirty panties and then sniffs them and masturbates with them. He said he thinks she knows, since he’s kept some of them. He said wouldn’t a woman notice if some of her panties go missing from the laundry? Yes, I would think most women would notice missing panties, especially if they do not own a ton of them.

Not all women have fifty pair of panties, some might have ten pairs or less, so a couple missing would easily be noticeable. If you do your laundry at home, it’s not hard to understand someone took them from the time you tossed them in your hamper or basket until you loaded the washing machine. So yes, if you lived with a male roommate or a son, I’d think they’d be the first ones to assume took them, used them, and then hid them for future use.

That musky scent from a pussy. One that’s been wearing them all day, especially if it’s warmer weather and you might be a bit sweaty and sticky after having worn them all day. Yes, there would be a bit of an odor even if you showered in the morning before you put a clean pair on. Having them pressed against your moist pussy all day will do that to anything. It’s just the natural smell, and that’s what drives some men wild with arousal. So when callers confess they took their moms panties, that I usually do believe. Some other fantasies they come out with are obviously nuts and untrue, but this one is an easily believable one, since it’s so very common.

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What’s a Long-Distance Sex Toy?

Posted on April 3, 2023 by Sharon

What is a long distance sex toy? It’s one that can be used and controlled when you’re not in the same room with your partner. Are they going away on a business trip for a few weeks? A remote controlled sex toy will have an app that can be controlled via phone or computer that you can control their pleasure. One caller has one of those LoveSense toys he has me control over the phone. It looks similar to a Fleshlight, and he sends me a link to control the toy. I choose how fast and how strong I want the vibrations to be on his cock. I watch him on cam as he’s using the toy.

They have the same sort of thing for ladies, but with a vibe or dildo, or like in the clip below, vibrating panties. Imagine talking on the phone with your partner and having them control and guide your masturbation session from a half a world away. The joys of modern technology to come up with such things. The stop and start of such play can be fun, like a guided masturbation, but with more of a kick. The other person is literally controlling the toy, not just telling you how fast or how slow to touch yourself.

Think you can handle it? The potential is there for some real fun, even spontaneous fun. I really like to play hard with the one on the phone that gives me his controller link online and I work those two slider things back and forth until he’s just gritting his teeth and then blows a huge load. It can be amusing to do and he certainly likes it. I can’t quite imagine what it would be like to have someone control a toy I was using, but it might just be fun.

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