Summer Fun

No one could ever say ones can’t be creative with their choice of sex toys. Many non sex toys items can be used as such. I’ve used, on hot summer days before we had air conditioning in the 80’s, a frozen ice pop. Yes, you can clean off the plastic and stick it back in the freezer and reuse it countless times. Necessity is truly the mother of invention, and people on a hot summer day that are horny and bored can turn their thought to some unusual substitutes for sex toys. There’s some other odd choices I’ve used in the day.

Some callers will ask you about masturbation habits and are often amused at women’s creativity in items. Men also have been known to reveal on phone sex calls. Men seem to either stick things up their ass that are of questionable nature, or put things down their cock. Though a few have fucked fruit cut with holes in it and warmed it up. How people managed before actual sex toys, one can only guess what they used. They obviously used things, since they are still doing so, often to their own detriment. Hospital emergency rooms often have people admitted with many dangerous and inappropriate items stuck in themselves.

The ice pop incident was at night, in a backyard and on a picnic table. It was dark, there was a fence, no one saw. Crazy thing to do, but horniness often gets the best of us. Having a frozen treat up your pussy and using it as a dildo is an experience like n other. It can make your lady parts go numb. Not a surprise really. Men have also called and spoken of ice their ass, one filled a condom with water and froze it and then inserted it.

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