Coke Heads And Drunks

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You have to love the callers that call up that are drunk, or drugged. They last longer and obviously you then earn more since they talk longer and stay on the phone more. I had a coke head on the line the other night and I gotta say, I wish they called every night. This caller was not only doing coke and pot, but his wife was around as well and I said hello to her as she handed him his panties he was going to be putting on while I talked to him.

Oh it was quite the conversation. There were several lingerie changes and pics taken after each change and then emailed to me for my comments and then lipstick was used to write things across his body, and various things shoved up his ass from ice cubes to hairbrush handles. He doused himself in perfume and lipstick and wanted me to describe him sucking cock as well in between more coke and more pot as wifey was hovering around, what a pair, eh…

Drunks of course usually have the old “whiskey dicky” going on and usually cannot cum, or if they can after great effort, it takes them a good long while. So I never complain about the drunks, most are pretty darned mellow I find. I feel bad for the ones that can’t cum after all of their efforts try as they might. Such is the case with booze. Makes you horny, yet makes it more difficult to cum.

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Finer Than The Finest Champagne

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One of the many perversions out there is cum eating. I guess to many it’s not a real perversion, but to some it’s kind of, um, gross! I have had several clients that not only lick their own cum, that’s not that out there, fairly common actually, but ones that incorporate into food, that’s a bit much! I’ve talked to ones that claimed they squirted their own cum on everything from popcorn to sliced strawberries and into ice cube trays for “cum cubes”.

I kid you not, even I with as good as an imagination as I have, couldn’t come up with those little gems! One said he had a former girlfriend that used to like to mix his cum in with the mayo on her sandwiches. Pardon me while I vomit…….Good lord, one went on about cum flavored chocolate, and I said don’t you mean you’d like the cum to taste like chocolate? He said no, he wanted the chocolate to taste like cum! Alrighty then, what on earth do you say to such things?

I guess what people want to do with their own or their beloveds bodily fluids is up to them, who am I to judge? One claimed he sent sperm samples packed on dry ice to his girlfriend cross country and then watched on cam as she had them thawed and drank them down in shot glasses. Now doesn’t that just give you the warm  fuzzies? Awwwww, you REALLY cared! You drank my cross country delivered cum! Bottoms up. Cheers.

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Variety Is A Very Good Thing

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To most people monogamy is the ideal, not a perversion. In an ideal world, it is the way we’d like things to be, but in nature not that many species mate for life. It seems it’s the way society wants us to behave, families and monogamy are the very cornerstones of our civilization. Maybe when people lived to be 30 maximum and got married at 13 it wasn’t a bad arrangement, but with lives being so extended, it just doesn’t seem realistic.

We go through many phases in our lives, and I cannot imagine finding a person in my teens that I’d still be happy with in my 40’s. I cannot even fathom what I saw in some of the people I wanted more than life itself at the time years ago. We grow and change as people very much and not that many are going to find a life partner they will feel the same way about 20 years from now as they do today. How do you know what you will want 20 years from now? I think marriages would do better like an automobile license. Renew every 3 years or something, if at the time of next renewal, do you want to continue on as you are? Fine, do so, otherwise, realize it had its time, it’s run its course, it’s over now.

I don’t think what you have with others on the side while in a relationship diminishes what you have with the primary partner. Many would argue otherwise, but I don’t personally see it as such. I can have fun on the side and it has nothing to do with my primary partner, it’s my own private thing that has nothing to do with anyone but me and the other party involved. I think variety is important and makes us appreciate what we do have, even steak for dinner every night gets boring, we appreciate it more if it’s not on the menu as often in my opinion. It’s unbelievable to me that countries literally have laws where you will be put to death if you commit and are caught doing adultery, it’s beyond insane to me.

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Oh Please Sir, Spank Me!

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The appeal of spanking in a consensual sexual relationship is there for many. BDSM can involve all sorts of different activities, spanking being one of the milder ones. Spanking is something many of us were exposed to as children, frequent or only very rarely, yet things we experienced in childhood we often wish to relive as adults on our own terms.

As children of course we didn’t want to be spanked to be punished. It was not only painful physically, but embarrassing, especially if it was done out in public if we acted up in a store or something. I think many men I talk to that are into spanking had incidents in their youth where they were caught masturbating by their mom and they were spanked as punishment. Decades later they are seeking to relive that humiliation. They know they cannot be spanked for discipline, yet they can get spanked in a sexual realm. Ones that were getting spanked as they approached puberty, may have even gotten physically aroused and gotten a hard on, and the seeds were planted for associating spanking with sexual desire.

There must have been a lot of guys getting spanked for punishments, since I get a lot of guys calling that want to talk about getting spanked. I’d be much more comfortable getting spanked than doing the spanking, yet calls are 95% guys that want to get spanked rather than do it to the woman when they are seeking a spanking call in my experience.

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The Madonna Whore Complex

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The Madonna Whore complex is alive and well within today’s societies. Especially within more restrictive cultures in the East, where if a woman has any sort of sex before marriage, she could be killed to erase her families shame at such an act by someone in their family. Men of this mindset will view women as one of two types-the “good girl”, or the “bad girl”. One they desire and want to fuck, the other is too pure and not meant for such base desires.

 Freud wrote: “Where such men love they have no desire and where they desire they cannot love.” I recall a line in a movie where the character was a married man that saw other women on the side and he loved to fuck them anally and when the girl he was fucking asked him why he didn’t fuck his wife that way, he replied she was the mother of his children, and he wouldn’t even think of such a thing. Many men do think this way. Ones they think of as the wives and mothers, they simply can’t think of the same way as a sex object. I recall reading once that Elvis wouldn’t have sex with a woman that had given birth to a child, his own marriage didn’t last long after his daughter was born, so there may have been some truth to that.

It’s just how some men view women, and it’s sad. A woman can be a lady in the parlor and a whore in the bedroom. It’s supposed to be men that had cold mothers that seem more afflicted with this complex. Mothers sure screw their kids up. It’s a shame so many men see women as black or white, people have many facets to their personalities and can be different things to different people.

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