Dumpster Diving Fuck

Sometimes unexpected encounters happen that we could never foresee. A friend of mine had confided in me she dumpster dived at this one place behind a large makeup store and found all kinds of tossed out goodies. Not used things, but things that had damaged packaging, or that were on the cusp of expiring they couldn’t sell. There was nothing wrong with these items. I decided to try it myself and hesitantly got into a dumpster behind the store one night after they closed. I had a flashlight and a bag for my finds. I was moving things around looking when I saw a boot and went to toss it aside, then I realized it was on someone.

He woke up when I touched his foot and I screamed, I certainly didn’t expect anyone to be inside there. He said he went in there to look for things the same as me, he sold them online, but he said the lid came down on his head and must have knocked him out. We both started laughing. He wasn’t a bum, he was just looking for goods the same as me. We talked for a few minutes, then I realized he was a nice looking guy. I helped him to his feet.

He asked if I had a boyfriend and I said no. Then he leaned in and kissed me and within minutes, we were fucking standing up in the dumpster amid garbage bags and boxes. It was without a doubt, the weirdest sexual encounter I’d had, and with a complete stranger. I felt so dirty, and yet it didn’t seem odd at the time. I bent over and he fucked me from behind. I came, he came, and then he jumped out of the dumpster and helped me out. I doubt we will ever meet again, but I’ll never forget my try at dumpster diving.

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Tell Me What You Think

A surprising reason some men call phone sex lines is not for sex talk, but actual advice. If you’re not comfortable going to friends or family with your problem, where do you turn? You don’t need a psychiatrist just for advice. Wanting someone’s opinion doesn’t mean you’re crazy or need help from a mental health professional. Where do you turn? A bartender? A clergyman? It can honestly be difficult just to get someone’s opinion if they are involved in your life, especially if you’re married.

A man called today that’s married to an older woman, and she seems to have control over every area of his life, and he’s been content to let her have this control. He claimed to have anxiety issues to the point where he couldn’t hold down a job, so since she makes good money, she told him to just stay at home and do all the household chores. She makes all the decisions and even gives him a weekly allowance as if he was a child. He recently said he was left an inheritance and she’s been pressuring him to put it into their joint account, where she’d have full control over it. He wanted to know what to do.

I said to pull up your socks, get over your anxieties, go back to work and have some self respect and don’t let her run roughshod over you and every aspect of your life. He concluded it was good advice, but he sounded so submissive, I am doubting he’ll have the mental fortitude to put it into practice and things will likely go on as they have been. Some men are weak, and ones that are stronger will dominate them given the chance, just like she’s doing. No one put a gun to his head to get him to this point, he’s gone along willingly. It’s sad that people are reaching out to phone sex operators for what should be common sense advice they’d come up with on their own, but that is clearly not the case.

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Drenched Whore

My boyfriend is kind of obsessed with cumming on my face. He loves to give facials more than just about anything else. I don’t mind them once in a while, but he’d be happy to spray me down daily for certain. He saw an ad on some men’s website about this supplement that increases sperm volume. Why men think they need to increase it, I do not know. It’s just some herbal concoction, but he thought he’d try it to see what it’s like. Oh boy, they work alright, a bit too much! He’s been squirting so much, I feel like I’m practically taking a cum shower when he lets loose on me.

Of course he loves it. I just shower right afterwards. Men are so silly they think women loved to be drenched like this. Maybe some do, I’m sure, but I can live without it. It means a lot to him though, so I tolerate it. He jokes all the cum is good for my skin, the protein rich cum is going to have me looking years younger. Uh huh. I don’t squirt, but I wondered if I did if he’d be so keen to have me squirt all over him. I doubt it.

There was one caller years ago that said he loved women squirting on his face and he drank it all up if they did. My boyfriend was standing in front of me last night stroking away, his dick right in front of my face. He does have a nice cock, and I do like watching him stroke it, then the tightening of the balls, the groan rising in the throat, I felt like I should put on my scuba mask, the load was about to hit me full force in the chops. I closed my eyes and felt the warm ropes splash across my face, one by one. Off to the shower, yet again.

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Quickie in the Sun Room

My boyfriend and I did something really naughty recently. We were visiting his mom and having lunch. His mom went to make us lunch and while we waited we did a quickie right there in her sun room waiting for her. Once she told us what she was making, my boyfriend told me it took her around twenty minutes to make it. We had time for a quickie. I said what if she comes back in here and asks if we want a drink or something in the middle of preparing it? He said she wouldn’t. I figured the worst that could happen was she’d kick us out. No big deal.

So we’ve had quickies many times in under five minutes. Twenty minutes while she was in the kitchen was ample time. So as soon as she was gone into the kitchen, I’d offered to help and she declined, we quickly stripped down and got busy. We were quiet, but fast and furious. We both came, got dressed and both cleaned up in the bathroom before she returned. She did ask me why I looked flushed though. I was laughing and saying it was just too warm out for my liking. I dared not look over at my boyfriend. He’d surely have a smirk on his face.

Literally only a couple of minutes before, his cock was buried deep in my cunt as I was bent over her table there in the sun room. I felt guilty, we shouldn’t have done it, but it sure did work up the old appetite! I could feel some more of his cum squishing out of my pussy and into the crotch of my panties. Yes, I’d cleaned up a bit in the bathroom, but that’s hardly the same as a shower that can blast that cum out of me. She never seemed to know what happened that Sunday afternoon as she made us lunch.

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Harder

A lot of callers mention they enjoy rough sex, but can’t seem to get their partners to go along with it. Not all women want slow and gently every single night, something a bit different every now and then can spice things right up. Do however make sure she’s onboard with it, it’s not for everyone. Sometimes things can get a bit more animalistic if ones have been drinking, or if there’s been a disagreement of some sort and there’s anger mixed with passion in the air. Things can unfold that way and be explosively hot.

One caller that said he’s in a volatile relationship he doesn’t think is going to last said they always have the hottest sex right after they argue. Not when they make up, but before, when there’s still a lot of anger directed at one another. Maybe ones shouldn’t even be having sex at all if they are in the middle of a fight of some kind, things can get out of hand and anger can turn to violence if things aren’t careful, some women don’t mind that, but certainly not all are ok with that kind of encounter.

Heightened emotions, rough, hard, fast, angry sex can be the precursors to very hot orgasms, but perhaps that’s not the healthiest way to get that passion up in the first place. This is why many times relationships like this burn out quickly and do not last. It can be very great sex between two people that are not well suited to one another that have no chance of a long term future with one another. It depends on what you’re looking for. If both like it rough, maybe that’s the only kind of sex they will ever have with one another. If it’s a during fight time only sort of thing, don’t let it get out of hand.

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