Feminization – I Feel Pretty

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One thing so many callers are into is dressing up in ladies clothes and lingerie. One explained his reasoning that since the human fetus is by default female, that men into this fetish are more in touch with that basic xx rather than the changed xy chromosome that made them male. So women, having 2 X chromosomes are all woman, but since men have 1 X and 1 Y, that they are part female. That was an interesting thing to say, that they are always trying to get back to that which they started as.

Certainly not all men feel the need to be made up as women, but it’s truly staggering the ones that do and are wearing items of female clothing so frequently. They also mostly live in terror that their girlfriend’s or wives might find out about it. It’s their big secret. Many women wouldn’t be able to deal with such a thing, even though it’s pretty harmless and certainly not illegal or worrisome really. It would just be too much for a lot to accept.

Ones calling up about being in touch with their feminine side from all degrees from the secret panty wearers to ones that have had breast implants and are supposedly on hormone treatments. One caller had this feminine voice he was putting on and then switched back to his male voice, it was very disturbing actually, but if that’s what makes him happy, indulge away. So next time you see your neighbor or co worker, wonder if they are applying makeup and wearing ladies panties behind closed door, you just never know.

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New Year’s Eve Masturbation

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Not everyone is going out to party on New Year’s Eve, many people like to play it safe and just stay at home and have a quiet night and maybe have a little fun. What kind of fun can one have on such a night of celebration? Why not break out the old bottle of lube and masturbate? And what better way to masturbate than to have some phone sex? Many people that aren’t into phone sex think it’s old fashioned or quaint or does it even still exist anymore. Yes, it does and people frankly have no idea what they are missing out on by not joining the fun.

I guess for some that are really into porn and other visual stimulation, it might not be their cup of tea, but for ones that really get off on the idea of listening to another person masturbate, or for ones that love being listened to and having their fantasies talked about in explicit detail, phone sex is just the sort of cerebral stimulation that they are looking for that can help intensify their orgasm and make them cum oh so much harder when they have that special one on one interaction as they are touching themselves.

One guy I talked to once on New Year’s Eve wanted to cum at the stroke of twelve and had me count him down and he did indeed blow as the clock struck twelve, it was most amusing and I’ll never forget it. Phone sex can make your masturbation memorable and a hell of a lot more fun than if you were doing it alone.

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Muslim Faggot

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Religious blasphemy phone sex has for me until now only been Christians calling, mostly Catholics. Today I had an interesting one, a Muslim. A Muslim in a cuckold relationship that was now worshiping Christian cock and going against everything he’d been raised to believe in. He’d not only become a cuckold, but had taken to eating pork and cumming on the Koran. I laughed and said it sounded like a good use for it, he said yes, that and toilet paper. I couldn’t agree more.

He was a colorful character to be sure and loved to hear about ways he could insult his people and religion and how he knew this was the right thing to do and 9/11 a number of years ago made him know this was the right thing to do. He called himself a Muslim faggot and loved to be made fun of. He said his wife had converted to Christianity 4 years ago and he was considering it as well, but he knew his family would disown him if he did. Knowing the bunch of radicals many are in that religion, they’d likely have him killed and disowning would be the least of his concerns!

He also had a small cock, only 4 1/2 inches and I was making fun of him saying even the promised 72 virgins in heaven would turn him down for having such a small, useless and pitiful cock. He kept saying, “Fuck Allah!” over and over, some of these characters are odd for sure. I can honestly say he’s the first Muslim that’s called for this type of call. He even said back in his homeland he’d been a pastor, so he certainly has taken a sharp turn in his thought processes.

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Please Beat Me, Mistress

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One of my callers of many years also sees real time dominatrixes, like many clients do. This one however is very cruel. He claims she beat him for over 50 hours. I’d think her arms would have given out after considerably less time, yet he says it wasn’t punishment for consecutive hours, but over a few days, with willow branches she made him cut off a tree. Apparently she doesn’t like him calling me and for every minute he talks to me, he gets 1 hour of a beating.

This is all quite amusing to me. She supposedly goes over his bank statements monthly and sees his payments for phone sex calls and then the beatings commence for him, so he literally cannot even sit for days on end and has to sleep on his stomach on the spanking bench she made him make for himself. He’s apparently handy at woodworking and has made implements at the Mistress’s instruction for her to use on him. He keeps saying how he wishes I was his real time Mistress and he’d come and serve me since he knows I’d be much more gentle in my beatings and punishments.

Sure, come to me, the softie. I might not be as cruel as she is, but I could still be plenty cruel. The things he tells me, he’s either got a hell of an imagination, or else he’s really caught up in some weird real time stuff I can’t even grasp if I try. Phone sex is certainly safer, and cheaper than real time Mistress involvement, but some men just crave that real time activity between calls.

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I’d Be Happy To Hurt You

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The idea of torturing a man’s cock and balls is a foreign one to many. In this phone sex business though, it’s surprising how many men are masochists at heart and enjoy the thought of a woman hurting their most sensitive bits. It’s fun for me honestly, there’s so many bastards out there that have hurt me in one way or another, I truly enjoy thinking of doing this to them and putting them in this position.

I’m creative and imaginative and for cock and ball torture, those are good things to be. You see just how dangerous and perilous everyday household items can become when you put your mind to it. All of a sudden the bottle of hot sauce, the juice of a lemon, the Q Tips, the fishing line, it all could be put to nefarious purposes. The nail glue, a mouse trap, my the things a cruel person could do given the chance and the motivation.

Cock and ball torture is a different fetish many mainstream people wouldn’t even contemplate that ones are into, how could a man get aroused by getting kicked in the balls so hard he’d drop to the floor in tears? Yet it happens and they want even more of it once you start in on the Mistresses act. It gets them going to a tremendous degree. I’d be happy to hurt them, so many are worthy of real, true pain. It would be an honor to make you cry. Just try me.

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