Last night was the office Christmas party. It is usually pretty raucous, but was especially so this year. I work part time at a law firm, and all the male partners dressed up as Santa Claus. I’d said to one of them I badly needed and wanted a raise and he and the other partners got together to discuss it and came up with a solution. They decided if I sucked them all off, I’d get the raise. I thought it was very demeaning and degrading to have to do some line of older men dressed up as Santa Claus.
I wanted the money, so decided just to get it over with. They acted like a bunch of idiots, calling me the “blow job elf” and all kinds of nonsense. What we do for money. Being the lawyers they are, I was made to sign non disclosure agreements so none of this would go any further. One of them was so old he wasn’t able to get it up. I think he was embarrassed in front of his younger partners. So at least I didn’t have to suck on his old dick. I can be pretty good with my lips and tongue when I want to be, so was able to get them all off pretty quickly and then tried to forget about it. I passed on the punchbowl of eggnog after the sperm though, nope. Couldn’t do it.
The extra cash from my raise will come in handy and I will know I really worked for it. There’s worse things I would have had to do. Of course I didn’t need to do it at all, I just thought the raise was worth what I had to do. Christmas always brings out the unexpected side of people it seems. A year ago I’d sure never have dreamed I’d be sucking off a line of old men dressed up as Santa Claus.
