“I Can’t Get Real Girls”

One of the frequent callers I have is a particularly sad case, as so many are. He calls to announce he’s taken out his pocket pussy toy and is now masturbating. He wants to make sure I know this fact. Then he proceeds to tell me he can’t get real girls, he’s apparently never had a girl, he says he’s ugly and shy and just has no luck. I tell him what he’s likely really craving is cock and that’s why he hasn’t either gone to a female escort, or found some equally ugly ditch pig female to fuck. He semi agrees he in fact might want cock, lol.

His calls are short and nearly identical, he feels the need to make an announcement of his masturbation and that “he can’t get real girls.” I asked him if he’d named his toy and he said who he thinks about changes around a lot, so he’s never made the commitment to actually name one. This guy is a grade A loser if ever there was one, but that’s what we are there for, to listen to the guys that call that in fact cannot get real girls, some are either too shy or have other hang-ups about hiring one, so they live in their masturbation limbo land.

This caller is more of an extreme case, but many that are shy or inexperienced have the same phrases they say they want you to repeat over and over, that you know they are a loser or masturbator, or someone that no woman wants. They love the sense of humiliation and degradation that they are less than other men and will never get a woman. So their pocket pussies and Fleshlights are the best they are ever going to get. So many pathetic losers out there.

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Wet, Wild Times

My boyfriend and I love to fuck pretty much anywhere, but the shower is without a doubt one of our favorite spots. The hot water coursing over our bodies, the steam, getting clean while we are being dirty, it’s all good. Last night we got down and dirty in the shower. We’d been out all day since early morning, and the place we’d gone to, the air conditioning was on the fritz, so we were plenty sweaty and feeling grubby and we decided to have a lovely cool down shower together and were soaping one another up and as his soap covered hands washed my breasts and chest my nipples son began to harden and I was feeling aroused.

I lathered up my hands and soaped up his now stiff cock and I lathered him up all over and we were son covered in lather and then rinsed off. I then got on my knees and took that hard dick in my mouth and was staring into his eyes as he fucked my mouth and pushed that hard cock right down my throat. I loved sucking on his balls and pumping his hard shaft as I looked into his eyes.

I knew my pussy was wet, and I don’t mean from water. I got up and bent over and he popped the head of that cock into my juicy cunt as the water continued to rain down on us. I was feeling my tits shake back and forth from each thrust of his dick into me and I was loving every moment of it. I braced myself against the wall with one hand and knew I was going to cum explosively. I cried out and I came all over his cock and I could feel him squirt inside of me and then his cum slowly dripped out of me, down the insides of my thigh and swirled around the drain. I took the shower massager on the hose and rinsed the last of it out of me before spraying him down one last time and then turning the water off and drying one another off. It was some hot shower sex.

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Hot, Gay Sex

The amount of callers that tell you about either same sex fantasies or same sex encounters they had is really quite staggering. Some days it seems half the callers are gay. Most want to suck another guy, not get sucked themselves, and get fucked of course. There’s a huge number of them using anal sex toys when they call. One caller used to be quite afraid his wife would find them, so he used items he really should not have, like candles and carrots and things like that.

Random sexual encounters with people they meet online is also shockingly common, they want to find other men to suck off and perhaps fuck, and they likely never see these people again. With adult classifieds sites having been shut down, the main places they found companions has been stripped away, so they are back to doing things they used to do before the internet even existed like hang out in parks and wait for any guy to wander on by, no screening, no standards, just any cock they can find, it’s quite horrifying really. So many want to tell these sordid tales to someone, so they reach out to we phone girls to share.

They won’t be telling their wives or girlfriends about these things, yet they feel such a need to unburden themselves and talk about the hot blow job they gave last night, or the cock that fucked them at some glory hole in an adult theater back room that came from some hole in a wall they don’t even know who it belongs to. It’s shocking the things they share about their secretive, clandestine experiences with other men. All in the name of horniness and getting it on, no matter who’s on the other end of that dick, no one knows.

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Tell Me How You Masturbate

Many callers like to quiz phone girls about our masturbation habits, and it’s actually fun to be able to talk about such things openly, when in your real life you’d not likely be sharing that info in everyday conversation with your friends or family. They want to know how often, I always laugh when they ask how many times per DAY I do it! Um, a couple a week usually. The technique, the method I employ, do I use toys, do I like being watched. They have genuine curiosity about women’s masturbation habits, and seem to not be asking their wives and girlfriends about it.

I do not mind telling them anything they want to know about it in my life. Perhaps many callers just have very shy, uptight women in their lives and they just wouldn’t feel comfortable asking them these questions, but if these women are consenting to fuck them once in a while, is answering some questions about your masturbation habits that out of line for the man you love? I will never understand the big deal about it. They are never at a loss for questions, how young were you when you started, how many times do you cum on average?

Sometimes calls are not so much about talking about their fantasies and fetishes, but asking questions they seem too shy to ask other ladies in their real lives they want to know. There is an openness that comes from talking on the phone to a stranger, especially when you don’t have to look them in the eye as you do. I swear, most callers would hold back from a psychiatrist, but seem to spill all kinds of embarrassing details to a phone sex girl they are talking to. We will be happy to answer your questions!

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Friend of the Family

Years ago I had a relationship with an older man that was a Master to me. He could sense when we met I was open to being submissive, which I was, and he showed me how a relationship between a Master and a submissive could be like. He was actually a friend of my father. Needless to say, my father never found out about it and would have been quite upset had he known about any of it. I’d grown up thinking of this man as an uncle he was such a good friend of the family and to my father, but as I grew up, it changed and when I was in college, he decided to push my limits and I thrived under his involvement.

I was at his house one night dropping some things off my dad asked me to deliver, and he asked me if I’d like to stay for a drink, so I accepted, and that began the start of my two year relationship as his submissive. I was bending over putting some files away and he gave me a hard slap on the ass, and rather than being mad, I was aroused, and he knew it. He asked me if I liked it and I said I did. He told me to raise my skirt and he proceeded to give me several more spanks and I was son wet.

He had me undress and he tied my wrists behind my head and lay over his knee. I got several more spanks and then he proceeded to rub my pussy from behind, slipping his fingers down between my ass cheeks and rubbing my clit until I came. It was all quite unexpected, yet highly arousing, and I could tell from the bulge in his pants he was just as aroused, but he did not touch me that first night other than with his hands. It was a very secret affair between the two of us and had many sexy moments. My father would have been mortified had he known, but I kept it all to myself.

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